Interesting concept, the pencil. Where did it come from?
Well, I've heard a number of theories on that.
How about the shortest one?
The stationery store.
Thank you.
Say, that's a voter registration application.
Boy, can't put one over on you.
You can't vote, ALF, you're not a citizen.
I'll apply for a green card.
That's only if you want a job.
Pass.
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