[in Kate and ALF's dream]
Mrs. Tanner, our environment is becoming endangered much like the liberal. What would you do about it?
Well, my environmental plan includes tax incentives to the industrial sector to encourage factory modernization as well as legislation.
Ah, lunch meat!
ALF?
Candidate ALF.
Your solution to pollution?
My solution to pollution will help your constitution. So send a contribution, and start the revolution. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Could we please get serious here?
Quiet! Rap Master ALF is on a roll.
Thanks, man. Weiner on a stick?
My pleasure. [pause] Your answer?
To get rid of pollution, just tie big balloons on all the smoke stacks to catch the dirty air.
Wait a minute. And what would you do when the balloons were full?
I'd rub them on a big sweater and stick them to the ceiling of the White House.
Finally, a candidate as intelligent as myself.
How can you say that? His solution is impractical and ludicrous.
Sour grapes, Mrs. Tanner. You lose. I'm voting for the ALFer.
[cheering] ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF!
[Kate and ALF's dream ends]
[talking during her sleep] ALF.
That's my name. Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same.
What are you doing in here?
I got tired of looking at the big picture. [pause] Oh, hey, look! Willie's shins glow in the dark.
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