[ALF is watching a beauty pageant on TV]
What are you watching?
I think it's a United Nations meeting.
That's not the United Nations. It's a beauty pageant.
Are you sure? A minute ago, they just asked the ambassador from Spain what she would do for world peace.
She's not the ambassador. She's a contestant.
Oh. Well that explains why the Swedish ambassador was juggling.
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