[comes in the kitchen] Hi, ALF.
Hi. Hey, Kate. Do you think I'm good looking?
Yeah, sure.
Well, if you were my age would you go out with me?
Well, if we your age and if I weren't married and if we were the same species, I guess so.
Yeah? Where would we go?
I don't know, how about a Rocky film?
Nah, he hasn't been funny since he broke up with Bullwinkle. What else you got?
That was it, ALF.
It doesn't sound like you put much thought into this date.
That's because I haven't.
Well, fine! Why don't we just forget the whole thing, okay?
Fine with me.
Fine. Probably wouldn't have worked out anyway. People would have just stared. [stares at himself with a mirror]
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