Willie and ALF in “Wedding Bell Blues”

Willie

Face it, ALF, you're not monk material.

ALF

Well yes I am. I came with all the qualifications. Sloth, Greed, Gluttony.

Willie

Those are the Seven Deadly Sins.

ALF

I thought the Seven Deadly Sins were those guys from Snow White.

Willie

Those are the Seven Dwarfs.

ALF

We prefer to call them "little people".

Willie

Come on home, ALF. We miss you. Nobody cares about your past.

ALF

Well, gee, I don't know. Tonight's my turn to bang the dinner gong.

Willie

ALF.

ALF

Okay, you got a deal. You came all this way to get me. If you want me back so badly. You deserve me.

Willie

Oh, thanks, ALF.

ALF

Well, just give me a second to say goodbye to the bros, okay? Yo, I'm leaving! [the monks cheer] I thought this was a silent order.