Willie, big news, the Alfer's won a contest.
Yeah, oh, let's see. You won a copy of Cat Lovers Monthly?
Yeah, kinda a let down, no recipes.
How did you win this?
I entered that publisher's sweepstakes thing. I licked all those magazine stamps, and stuck them on my entry.
You sent in all those stamps?
Well, all except redbook. It's still stuck to the roof of my mouth.
Just how many magazines did you win?
Check the front porch. [Willie opens the door] Oops.
ALF! You didn't win a contest, you subscribed to hundreds of magazines!
Oh, well, that explains this personal thank-you note from Ed McMahon.
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