[Willie is fixing the TV at home]
Where is everybody?
They've gone to the movies.
Why didn't you go?
I'm fixing the TV.
Now?
Yes. I'm going out a little later, and it's dangerous to leave you alone with nothing to do.
Are you referring to that chemical spill?
Chemical spill? What chemical spill?
Nothing. Willie, how about a game of "Trivial Pursuit"? I promise not to pick any science questions.
No, thanks.
I think you should leave this for a qualified repairman.
Well Mr. Smarty.
It's Mr. Science.
For your information, I've located the problem: there's no power going into the high-voltage transformer.
Hey, you want power?
That would help.
Your call. [he accidentally electrocutes Willie after pressing the button on the TV] Willie, it was an accident.
[angrily after being electrocuted by ALF] AN ACCIDENT? AN ACCIDENT? YOU ALMOST KILLED ME? AND YOU SAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT?
Alright, let's call it a mistake! [doorbell rings] You want to get that, that's probably "Consumer Ed."
You called him "Consumer Ed" after I asked you not to?
You didn't say not too. You need to be more specific.
I hope it is "Consumer Ed", because I'm turning you in to him! Won't that be an interesting story for the 6:00 news!
Yeah, I think I left the oven on. [leaves to go to the kitchen]
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