[Brian comes home from school, angry]
Hey, B, how was school today?
I failed my science project.
You should've added Alvin and Dave.
I did.
And you still failed?
That's why I failed. I added them because I believed you, but all my friends laughed at me.
They did?
My teacher won't let my project be in the science carnival. It's all your fault.
My fault?
You lied to me. There aren't really 11 planets, are there? [leaves]
Yes, there are. Brian, you're teacher's the one that needs an education. Now I'm mad. I'm mad, I'm mad. [dials the phone] Hello, information? Get me Brian's teacher. Oh, wait a minute. No, get me the Franklin Elementary School. Yes, I know it's cheaper to use a directory but I don't have any thumbs. Well, you should be sorry.
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