[ALF is making a cake for Willie and Kate's anniversary]
Well, it's only toothpaste. Kate, Willie, you can come out now.
[offscreen] Be right there.
[singing as Kate and Willie enter the living room] Happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy happy happy happy, happy anniversary, happy happy happy happy happy anniversary!
Cut, cut, cut. what's going on here?
Lyrics too complicated? Happy Anniversary! [pop] Yeah!
Well ALF, this is all very nice.
Yes, thank you, but the only problem is-
Problems, shmoblems sit down and relax. The old ALFer's doing it all tonight.
ALF!
The cooking, the serving, the cleaning, course when you two get into the bedroom, you're on your own. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
[walks over to Willie and Kate] What's going on?
It looks like that the old ALFer is throwing us a surprise anniversary party.
Just a little informal nothing. Lobster pate?
Aren't you two going out tonight?
What?
Well ALF, that's what we're trying to tell you we have plans to see Nicholas Nickleby.
The tickets were very hard to get.
We appreciate all the trouble you've gone to. Cutting roses so they look like radishes.
And making pate. Good pate, too. What's in it? Let me guess. There's lobster, sour cream, but there's something else.
Play-doh.
That's it.
The fluorescent kind. I wanted it to be special.
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