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ALF · Season 1, Episode 1

ALF, Willie and others in “A.L.F.”

[ALF is telling the Tanners jokes during dinner]

So, the droid says to the cranble, "To tell you the truth, I'd feel even better if she lived another 6 light years away." [laughs]

I think that really wasn't using 6 light years away.

I guess you had to be there I was. [laughs]

You know, I hate to be a black cloud but what are we gonna do with ALF when Lynn has her pajama party next week?

Oh, that's right.

Hey, no problem. I wear a size 5 but nothing with feet in it. Oh, I've got a zillion of 'em. Here's another one you won't like. Look, these 2 space travelers are going through Andromeda, see and they run into a space patrol. He was a rookie, now remember this it's important for the end of the story. Anyway, while they're travelling.

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