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ALF · Season 1, Episode 1

Willie, Kate and others in “A.L.F.”

[first scene of the series]

This is the way it began that extraordinary night; the night "he" came. Let me just shut this thing off. What's that noise? Oh, my gosh! It's the infrared radio band. I've locked in to something in space; a pulsar or a satellite. Hello? Hello? This is K726XAA. Can you read me? They're answering but I don't recognize the language.

Why don't you just shut it off?

I, can't, I can't control it. It's locked in on the signal.

Willie, what's that?

Oh, my gosh! It can't be.

The lights! What happened to the lights?

Daddy! Daddy! What's that thing in the sky?

What's going on?

It's closing in fast. I think maybe we'd better- [the spacecraft crashes into the garage as the Tanners look up to see the pilot unconscious in the canopy; revealing it is ALF] We have a visitor.

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