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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Flashback]

WWhitehall

You completed your final test? [Young Hale shows him an empty dog collar] Well-done. It's a rite of passage. You must eliminate any weakness, no matter how difficult. I imagine it wasn't easy to sleep last night.

Not with all the boys sobbing through the walls.

WWhitehall

Leadership expected nothing less. In fact, we're confident we see the future of Hydra in you. That's why I've selected you for my program.

Sir, I'm honored. Um, I've dreamed of working with you, and I really think that the chamber can revolution...

WWhitehall

No, Von Strucker will be working on the chamber.

I-Is this because he and I got into a fight?

WWhitehall

In a sense, yes. We're actually impressed by your strength, your mettle. We think that you will be essential in engineering the perfect human specimen for the chamber.

But sir, I'm... I'm not a biologist.

WWhitehall

Correct, but you're the only candidate left with the other... necessary qualifications.

You want me to be...

WWhitehall

Artificially inseminated. It's quite exciting, yes? You should be honored. You will give birth to our new leader. As I said, we see the future of Hydra in you.

So you want my help to arm alien warlords. You ever consider they may not hold up their end of the bargain? That maybe something called the Confederacy will just enslave us all?

We had to seal the rift shut.

[Very angry] By any means, no matter how sadistic.

Okay. Well, would you have agreed to do it?

Never.

Well, then, I didn't have a choice.

[enraged, pushes him against the wall with her powers.] You didn't have a choice? You drugged me, you restrained me, and you cut into me.

I don't feel good about it, either, but in a few hours, the town up there would've been affected, as well, so, I'm sorry. I don't need your forgiveness. I just need you to trust me.

You are not leaving this room. You are Hydra.

Well, that's an advantage. I salute the same flag as those people.

Yeah, but we don't turn on our own here.

Do you want me to recount all the times that you did?

[Shows Fitz a multitool] Do you recognize this?

Yeah. It's mine. After my injury, I got the number engraved because I couldn't remember the name.

See, that's the thing. [Shows him a newer but otherwise identical multitool] This one's yours. That other tool belongs to Deke, who got it from his grandfather.

He's my... our... grandson?

Yeah.

But... he's the worst.

I think he's perfect. Plus, his very existence proves that you and I make it to the Lighthouse... and live long enough to raise a daughter. Do you see what this means?

Yeah, I do. It means that our daughter's obviously gonna marry some belligerent space goon if she's gonna give birth to a Deke?

No, Fitz. It means you and I are invincible.

General Hale. I know you're bummed the whole team-up thing isn't gonna happen. But it still seems kind of petty, taking away my cot... my chair... and my Cap'n Crunch. That last one really hurt. And you're gonna destroy the Earth, so...

[Examining Deke] I don't see it. None of you looks like me.

Well, I don't know what to tell you, Grandpappy. I guess your daughter found a real man.

Of all people. Why couldn't it be Flint? I liked Flint.

Well, that's a lovely sentiment. That's almost as loving as when you had a robot... point a gun to my head.

I didn't want to hurt anybody.

It's fine. It's the first move you made that actually made me respect you a little bit. It's my kind of move. And this place, 80 years from now, I'd survived on moves like that. 'Cause it was kill or be killed. I know Johnson's still mad at me about the whole "selling her into slavery" thing, but you got to play the long game, or else the whole world is gonna be a vacancy, right?

Maybe.

And you say you don't see the resemblance? Okay. Well, quality time was fun, but I'm late. I don't know if you noticed, but... ever since she's been in charge, Daisy's kind of a hard-ass.

[Gestures toward his cell] I noticed.

I've realized we have to think differently. Fitz started to, and he's paying for it. But you can't deny it worked. And you. Mack said you believe you can't die.

I know it sounds crazy, Jemma...

I don't think it's crazy. I believe it's true.

I'm glad someone understands.

I don't just mean you.

You guys didn't see yourselves in the future.

No. Deke is our proof. His mother... was our daughter.

Deke...

Is our grandson.

[To Fitz] Wow. I'm sorry.

[[To Carl Creel] You can tell the General there's nothing you can do to make me join her [[w: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog|evil league of evil]].

PHPolly Hinton

Can I ask you something? I don't understand everything that's happened here today, but Robin clearly has a connection with you.

I, uh... don't know if I can explain it. I don't fully understand it myself.

PPolly

You don't have to. I've seen the drawings. I know that I'm not in them.

[They see a sign warning of radiation danger outside the suspected Hydra facility]

Radiation poisoning would be a horrible way to find out we can still die. Should we turn back?

No need. [referring to some flowers growing nearby] Primula vulgaris... primrose. I used to pick these as a girl. I mean, it's a hardy species, but even it couldn't survive in irradiated soil.

[Using a Geiger counter] You'll find more radiation in a dentist's office.

Talbot probably just posted these signs to keep out interlopers.

They won't scare off Hydra. Let me. [She breaks the lock on the gate with her mechanical arms.]

Well, looks like getting your arms chopped off isn't all bad. The... Well... Yeah... It is... obviously, it's bad. It's really bad getting your arms chopped off, but maybe there is a silver lining...

[Referring to Deke] So, this kid's from the future?

Yeah. And in that future, Earth is gone, and the last of humanity is enslaved by alien overlords.

Alien... over... I should've stayed in my cell. You're telling me that we got our asses handed to us by little green men.

They were big and blue. But they didn't crack the world apart. They said it was Daisy.

And you're still sending her on missions?

I need her leading missions. I got an old injury acting up. Not sure what my timetable is, exactly.

Oh, for the love of flapjacks. Do you ever have any good news?

There's a young Inhuman who's seen a better future. We're working toward that.

All Daisy could think about was getting you back. She's not ready for your job, Phil.

She has to be. My time is running out.

Because you're being irresponsible. You said you weren't in a hurry to die, but you're not acting like it.

So this isn't so much about my stupidity as it is about me dying.

Seems like one thing led to the other.

You realize this isn't easy for me, but I've accepted it.

Which is the problem.

Maybe I'm reckless. But if this is the end, better to go out doing something that matters.

No. You don't get to make that decision alone. That decision is made with the people who love you.

May...

And that's me. I love you. [Coulson is speechless] I thought that would shut you up.

[To Yo-Yo] We have a rule.

We never leave each other's side anymore.

[To Simmons] I'm sorry you never got the honeymoon you dreamed of.

Nonsense. I'm protecting England from evil robots with the man I love.

[Under the influence of painkilling medication] Is Daisy here? She's so pretty.

What now?

I want to put my mouth on her mouth and move it around a lot. But I don't want to do that unless she wants to, too, 'cause that's what makes it nice. But I don't think she wants that, 'cause she does not like me one bit.

I mean, she's... she's not my type, but I... I get it.

Okay, Spaceman, maybe we should...

Ma-a-a-a-ck! Dude! You are so cool. Do we know any handshakes?

Uh, I appreciate that, but...

Should I shave my head?

Yeah, no, I see no flaws in that plan.

Maybe then Daisy would like me, because she... she protected me. She's very smart.

RHRuby Hale

[To FitzSimmons] Aww. You two are adorable. I ship it. I really do.

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