Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. quotes

I've seen it all, bud, everything you did to me.

I'm sorry. Have we met?

Not yet, but I got a sneak peek at my future, and you play a big part in it. Here's a hint: you vaporize me with a space laser.

Garrett. Clever, digging up our greatest hits.

I'm not even mad. They let me watch you die a bunch of times. Made me feel better.

Oh, yeah? Which one was your favorite?

Uh... Oh. Long-haired creepo, stabbed you with a pointy stick. That was funny.

You haven't changed a bit. And I'm aware that statement makes no sense.

[Regarding his new prosthetic leg] I think I'm a fan of the 21st century.

Daisy

Yeah, don't get your hopes up. We make a mean prosthetic, but, uh, fascism is back.

You mean the thing I helped wipe out 10 years ago?

Daisy

Yeah. The past won't leave us alone.

Yeah, Mack caught me up. You know, you said her name to me when Malick was doing a number on you. "Jiaying."

Daisy

Hydra did the same thing to her. They cut her up, they took her power, in my past and in her future. She can heal herself, live a long time.

Malick thought that's what I could do. He's after the real thing now.

Daisy

Did Mack say anything about what happened with her and I? Yeah, well, things got really bad, and it's a long story. But it came to an end.

Maybe now's your chance to experience what she was like before that. You should talk to her.

Daisy

No, I shouldn't. She can't know who I am.

Why not?

Daisy

Because of the timeline...

The timeline is screwed. Pardon my French. And look who you're talking to: a guy who served under "I Like Ike" and was supposed to be dead by now.

Daisy

Ike?

Point is, you got a rare opportunity here. I got a list of people long gone by now I'd do anything to have one last stolen moment with. Regardless of what space-time has to say about it.

Jiaying

Kora lost control. There were accidents. The more I tried to help, the more she pulled away.

Daisy

That must be hard. Being so close to someone and not being able to reach them.

Jiaying

The others, they wanted her gone. But they don't see what I do. Kora has a good heart. She's worth saving.

Daisy

Well, she's lucky to have you.

Jiaying

My power has allowed me to live a long life. I used to think it was my greatest gift, but I was wrong. It was her. [Off Daisy's look] Sorry. Did I say something?

Daisy

Growing up, I never knew my mom. And when I finally found her, she wasn't who I'd hoped she would be.

Jiaying

She hurt you. I can't speak to your mother's reasons, but for me, sometimes, trying to do the right thing comes out all wrong.

Simmons

Why am I here? What do you want?

My pal Sibyl ran the numbers, and every outcome where we don't come out on top has one thing in common.

Simmons

Fitz.

I'm sorry about your [Mack's] parents. They didn't deserve to die. But it's also the proof you needed.

Daisy

Proof?

You must realize it by now.

Proof that this is a new timeline.

He gets it. That old one that you were fighting to preserve is long gone. Director, you still remember growing up with your parents. Daisy grew up without a sister because I died alone weeks ago. Yet here we are.

I thought I had a happy childhood.

Daisy

Didn't you?

Every child loves her mother.

Daisy

Not every mother loves her back.

I'm sorry you didn't get that.

Daisy

I'm sorry you threw it away.

I just want to spend time together, to talk. With you and me on the same page, we can do anything.

Daisy

What, like a sister superhero squad?

Sibyl said there is no future where Daisy Johnson lets her sister fight alone.

Daisy

Sibyl dropped Kora in my lap because they knew I'd want to save her. The thing is, I already have a sister to save. Her name is Jemma Simmons.

Daisy

Enoch said that this will be the team's last mission together.

Mack

Well, maybe it's time. We've had a crazy ride.

Daisy

What? How can you say that? That's it? Just, "Talk to you later"?

Mack

Look, we have these things called phones. Now, I know you millennials like to use them just for taking pictures of yourselves, but in the '80s, we actually used them to talk to each other.

Daisy

I'm serious. We're not just gonna turn into the people who used to work together and, you know, "Hey, I'm in town", and, "We used to be close a long time ago". That's...

Mack

Sounds like we might.

Daisy

You guys are my family. I don't know who I am without you guys.

Mack

You know exactly who you are. With anyone. [Sees Daisy glance at Sousa] Really? Subtle.

Daisy

In the time loops, we kind of kissed. Whatever. He's a dork.

Mack

See, that's messed up, because he doesn't remember that.

Daisy

Then why are you smiling?

Mack

'Cause Yo-Yo owes me $20.

Daisy

It won't be the same.

Mack

No, it won't. But that's okay.

Mack

What are your intentions?

Sir?

Mack

With Daisy.

I don't have any intentions.

Mack

Well, then, you better get some. And quick. 'Cause this thing is coming for you.

This thing?

Mack

She's into you. And I'm not even sure she knows it yet, but pretty soon, she'll figure it out. And when she does, watch out. 'Cause when she gets something into her head...

She won't stop. Yeah, I noticed.

Mack

But listen, Daisy's been hurt. Bad. So, I'm happy she's ready to dive back in, and I'm happy it's you. I like you. You seem like a good man. Even if you're a little, you know, straight ahead...

Wait, is that bad?

Mack

But I'm not about to let her get hurt again. You hear what I'm saying?

I think so. I think you're... threatening me. Sir.

Mack

No. Not just me. Every member of this team. And we have technology at S.H.I.E.L.D. that you've never even seen...

I hear you. Loud and clear. I would never hurt her.

Mack

[Lightens up a bit] Imagine that. The man out of time and Quake. Just like a damn comic book.

Hold on. What did you just call her?

Mack

Quake. It's her superhero name.

Really?

Mack

[Starting to giggle] Yeah. Yeah, really.

[Also starting to giggle] Do you not hear how hilarious that sounds? Quake.

Daisy

Thank you.

For what?

Daisy

Just, being here.

It was nothing, but you're welcome, Quake.

Daisy

I'm sorry, what, now?

Nothing, just happy to help, Quake. Whatever you need.

Daisy

Are you being funny?

Uh, is it funny? Not if that's what you like to be called, Quake.

Daisy

The press called me that. I never...

You should probably put a Q on your utility belt so people know it's you.

Daisy

That is really smart, yeah. Yeah, yeah, make fun of the person who can literally turn you to dust.

Yeah, you can Quake me. No, I get it. That's why they call you that.

Deke

Fitz.

Simmons

I know that name.

Deke

Yes. You do. Maybe this will help, okay? [In a Scottish accent] I'm the man you love. We're a team. You're bio, I'm tech. My name is...

Simmons

...James Bond.

I'll say it if no one else will. That's a Chronibomb.

May

I'm still getting used to the idea of you as a techie.

I'm still getting used to the idea of me as just "tech".

May

You really believe that?

No. Not really. Still figuring it out.

May

Me too. We're not the same people we were.

Pretty sure everyone would agree on that.

May

I'm wondering if we change the timelines or if they change us.

The Melinda May I know would never ask these philosophical questions.

May

Which is the point. How did I become this me?

I don't know. But I like this you. And if I'm completely honest, I like this me, as well.

Simmons

I keep forgetting. Where are we going?

Daisy

Home.

Simmons

Home. I have a home. And I'm married. I remember being married. Is that a secret? Who did I marry? I can smell his hair, but I can't see his face.

Daisy

We'll talk about this later.

Simmons

But isn't this later? It's about being married, joining together, join. I can do it, even if I don't know why. Marriage is the key. Heart in hand and singing. Can a key sing? After we're joined, we're unstoppable. But I'm afraid we stopped.

Sibyl

Here's something much more interesting. There's a 100 percent chance that this is the last time the S.H.I.E.L.D. team will ever be together. The end is at hand.

Daisy

I don't know if that matters. 'Cause this is the last mission together, isn't it?

Fitz

How could you know that?

Simmons

Enoch told us. Before he died.

Fitz

Yeah, that's true. In fact, no matter what the outcome, this will be the last time we're all in the same room together. Ever.

I'll stay. I belong here. I've already been given the privilege of a second chance, of meeting all you fine people. It's only right. If the Army taught me anything, it's that you can't...

Deke

[Blows a raspberry] I'll stay. First of all, I'm the one with the scientific knowledge to be able to repatch the power. Danny boy over here is still impressed by a light bulb.

That's not accurate or nice.

Deke

And second, seems like you and Daisy have a real thing going, and I just want you to be happy. [To Fitz] And third, as long as you reconnect with Nana and then, you know, connect, then maybe you'll see me again someday. And honestly, I'm kind of a rock god here, anyway.

Mack

Watch over little Alphie, will you? Hell, watch over all of us.

Deke

You know I will. I don't...

Mack

You don't give up on friends. I know better than anyone. Thank you for everything, Agent Shaw.