Scenes with Sonic the Hedgehog 39
Sonic! Oh, we're done for! My baby brother legally becomes king if I'm not there for my coronation!
Sonic
And he can blow up Mobius then?
Yes! He'll have the power to do it! What are we going to do?
Sonic
There's only one thing to do, Prince! We gotta shift it into high gear and get you out of here!
[pause]
Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg: How?
Sonic
Can you repair the ship if you've got all the pieces together?
But we'll never be able to gather them all in time!
Sonic
Oh, yeah? Care to guess why they call me "Sonic?"
I guess we showed them, Right Sonic?
Sonic
Right, but I have a feeling we'll have to show em' again, real soon!
FW Fuzzy Wuzzy (singing to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas")
We wish you a happy birthday, we wish you a happy birthday, and a rotten next year!
Sonic
Major fender-bender. Robotnik is not gonna be happy.
[furiously] You did what with my Egg-O-Matic?!
[nervously] Uh, I sorta borrowed it.
[angrily] "Borrowed it"?! You stole it, you pseudo-simian sap! [points at Coconuts] Give it back at once!
[stammering] Oh, right. Give it back, ye-yeah yeah, I'll give it back. I... Oh, uh... I can't.
[spitting at Coconuts] You can't?!
[Scratch and Grounder appear, bringing in Robotnik's damaged Egg-O-Matic.]
SG Scratch and Grounder
[in unison] We can!
[They throw the trashed Egg-O-Matic down to the floor in front of Robotnik]
Coconuts totaled it, your supreme sliminess.
[Robotnik gets in Coconuts' face again]
[nervously] I had a little accident. Eh, just a little accident. [chuckles nervously, then shrieks as Robotnik jumps]
Don't ruin my baby! [places hand on his forehead] Oh, I need to sit down. No, Coconuts, you need to sit down!
Boom-Boom, my long lost son!
Sonic
Time for a visit from the S.P.C.A.!
Sonic
[sees an orange dust cloud looming over Weinerville] Hey, what's that?
K Knackwurst
Hmmm. Strangest looking cloud I've ever seen.
[walking towards an ice cream parlor] I'll start out with a triple-decker cone, then you'll see some major munching! [the dust cloud drifts down on him; coughs violently, then starts growing at a slow rate after the dust cloud clears] Hey! What's happening? Hey, the buildings are getting smaller.
Sonic
[calling out] No, the buildings are the same! It's you! Something's haywire, little buddy! Why, you're getting taller!
Yeah, I am! All right! [stops growing as the size of a skyscraper; looking down at Sonic] I don't like this anymore, Sonic. Do something. I'm scared.
Sonic
Don't worry, little buddy. I'll figure something out.
[rubbing his stomach with both hands] My appetite's getting bigger. I'm so hungry, I can't stand it! [picks up an ice cream parlor and eats it] Do something, Sonic! I can't stop eating! I gotta split before it hurts somebody!
[munching on some leaves from a tree; mouthful] Sonic, what do I do? I'm just so hungry.
Sonic
Not to worry, pal. I'll take care of everything.
Sonic
I'll, uh... er, uh... Can I get back to you on that?
K Knackwurst
That horrible monster! I thought I was a goner!
W Waitress
Oh, I'm sure Tails didn't mean any harm. It was an accident.
K Knackwurst
An accident?! Don't be fooled!
Sonic
Oops! You're in trouble, Doctor.
I'm never in trouble, I make trouble!
Sonic
You spelled "kidnapped" with a "C." (revealing the word "Cidnapped")
So? When I take total control of Mobius, that's the way everyone will spell it!
I guess my sneeze-bomb catcher went a little off course!
Sonic
A little off course?! Are you a... (sneezes) ...schmo or what?
Whoa! He's leading them right to the cliff!
That's military intelligence for you!
(Sonic has forced the soldier robots to march with him and each fall off the cliff in tempo.)
Sonic
(salutes) Squad! Fall out!
(to Sonic angrily) "Old-timer?" "OLD-TIMER?!" Why I was saving Mobius from bad guys when you were still a hedgehoglet! (walks away sadly)
I think you hurt his feelings, Sonic.
Sonic
Well! Guys like him ought to know when to quit! Robotnik would eat him for lunch!
Sonic
All right, buddy, pull over!
Aw, come on, officer! What'd I do wrong?
Sonic
Let's go, buddy, down!
Sonic
[takes out a notebook and writes down some notes] Operating an Eagle-copter without a seatbelt, operating an Eagle-copter without enough brains to run a little red wagon.
Now wait a minute, officer.
Sonic
No, you wait a minute! You robot chickens make me sick! Get a couple pints of motor oil in you and suddenly you're tough guys! Okay, mister, you chill right there.
Golly, officer. How long?
Sonic
Till you get a clue, geek!
Sonic
Hey squirt, how long have you been chewin' on that gum?
Sonic
(dressed as a cop) Let me speak to the driver.
Sonic
Driving without a driver? Now you're really in for it.
Sonic
Hey, Tails, remember those fish cakes we ate at Robotnik's?
Sonic
Well, it looks like it's our turn to be fish food!
Okay, you better tell us what your plan is.
[Scratch hits Grounder on the head]
Actually, we were just curious!
Sonic
Well, it's too late, boys! We already escaped.
Well, thanks anyway. [goes into wild take] YOU WHAT ?!
Sonic
Holographic projections. 3-D movies. We skipped town an hour ago!
Yeah! If you were just holo, uh, holo, uh, pictures, could I do this to you?
[Grounder grabs Sonic and Tails and throws them at the window. Sonic grabs the bars.]
Sonic
No! And thanks! Gotta run, hon! [spins and breaks the bars]
So long, battery brain! [flies off]
[to Grounder] YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Yeah, but you gotta admit it was a great plan! And now we know what it is!
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