Sonic the Hedgehog quotes from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Having fun?

Robotnik

Turn out that light!

That's not just a light.. it's my solar polar molar!

Robotnik

In that case, shut your mouth!

Not before my solar breath burns Sonic into Hedgehog chips!

Sonic

Sounds like a great party!

I'll bring the dip!

You are the DIP!

Robotnik

Careful! If the solar ray touches my Darkinator, There's no telling-

Robotnik

[weakly] WhAt mIgHt hAppEn...!

This failure was probable to a factor of 245,764 to 1.

Oh, can it!

Of course, the mathematical probability can be altered; if you are to combine forces, the success slash failure ratio, is 4062 to 1.

Combined forces? per-posterous idea!

Robotnik

Absurd idea, I like it!

Might work.

Robotnik

[has stopped his large tank] Why that ego-maniac! [spots sign] "Welcome to Quark Land?" [he, Scratch, and Grounder walk over to Sonic and Tails, disguised as soldiers]

Sonic

Welcome to Quark Land. You have obviously arrived to enlist in the glorious war against the inferior Robotnik. Hail Quark!

Hail Quark!

Grounder

Hail Quar... [Scratch bonks him on the head] ...OW!

Robotnik

That's it! This time he's gone too far! It's duck-hunting season, boys!

Robotnik

First, I place the Chaos Emerald in the activation altar. Then, I decide which part of Mobius I wish to sink into the sea, and then...

Sonic

Your old pal Sonic shows up and stops everything!

Robotnik

How did you find me you spiny spoil-sport?

Sonic

I figured Easy Eddie would bring you the ring, and once you had it, you couldn't wait to use it!

Robotnik

It's mine! Give it to me!

Sonic

No way Egg-belly, I'm taking this ring somewhere you'll never find it!

Robotnik

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Sonic

[in womanly voice] There you are, young man! Your mother told me I could find you here!

Robotnik

My mother?!

Sonic

Yeah! She wanted to know how you were doing on capturing that pesky hedgehog!

Sonic

No excuses! If you haven't captured him yet, I'll have to report to her immediately! [walks over to telephone and picks it up] Momma Robotnik, please. [messes up wiring in the tank]

Robotnik

Please! No! Don't call her now! I'll do anything!

Sonic

Young man! Are you offering me a bribe if I don't report to your mother?

Robotnik

Yes!

Sonic

I'll take it!

[thinking] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray. I could create a whole planet of my kind of soldiers!

[thinking also] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray! I could create a whole planet of suckers!

I volunteer to join the mission! With my military experience, we will be certain to beat the pinball fortress!

No! I volunteer! My company sold Robotnik most of the traps in the fortress! I know how to get through them!

Get lost, snake oil! We don't need you!

What we don't need is a throat-necked grunthead!

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

What do you think, Sonic?

Sonic

I think, between Robotnik and these guys, we're all in big trouble!

Sonic

Down boy, I love you too.

Robotnik

How did you do that?

Sonic

I guess you don't remember your fairy tales. The Lion and the Mouse is now The Hedgehog and the Dragon.

Robotnik

Burn him up, you big slobbering idiot! (The Dragon growls at Robotnik and drops him off of its back)

Robotnik

Uh, big nicest slobbering idiot! (The Dragon torches Robotnik with its fiery breath)

Robotnik

I hate that hedgehog...!

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Sonic

'Cause your cell's crumbling all around you?

No, cause if I had to draw one more panel of Robotnik's life story, I'd have gone cuckoo! (Sonic rushes with him and Tails out of the crumbling prison complex.) But now I'm free to work on "Humpty Dumpty 2"! And I'm gonna make Robotnik look really stupid! Now, that's funny!

Sonic

Actually, Mr. Lampoon, I don't think you could make Robotnik look any stupider than he already is!

Robotnik

HELP ME! HELP! HELP ME! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET… (cries hysterically) I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Hi, Hacker. Whatcha doin'?

Hiya, Tails. [to Sonic] Sonic, just taking a peak at someone's program.

You mean you can get into someone else's computer?

They haven't made the system I can't crack!

Sonic

So what are we waiting for? Get crackin'!

Look Sonic, Smoke!

Sonic

And you know what they say, where there's smoke...

There's Robotnik!

Sonic

Right!

I didn't do it on purpose, Sonic! Honest! I was just trying to make some money!

Sonic

Money? What for?

Something personal. I can't tell you!

Sonic

Look, I could loan you some money.

No, that wouldn't be right. You gotta let me do this, Sonic!

Sonic

Okay, but be careful, you hear me?

A paper route! I don't know why I didn't think of this before! This should be no trouble! Just to the end of the street and I… [comes to the street corner and sees more houses down the block] Whoa! This is gonna take forever! It's not fair! Sonic would do this in a second! Hey, that gives me an idea!

Sonic

What on Mobius was all that about, Tails?!

I'm sorry, Sonic! It won't happen again! I promise!

Sonic

Are you trying to make some money to do something for me?

Uh...

Sonic

Look, doing something for a pal doesn't need money. What I really want is for you to be safe. [dashes away]

[sadly walks away in the opposite direction] Maybe Sonic's right, but how am I gonna get a present for free? City dump, huh? Hmmm... maybe!

Hey, Junior. Why are you looking so sad?

I just met the coolest robot girl.

You mean Breezie?

Yeah. But she likes Sonic, not me. Look.

(laying down with Sonic) Oh, Sonic. I don't know what I would've done without you. You're so brave.

Sonic

Well, it's just your average hedgehog heroics.

Don't worry about it, Junior. Sonic only thinks of Breezie as a friend.

(implying that Breezie is in love with Sonic) But that's not the way she thinks of him. She'll never like me as much as Sonic.