Scratch quotes from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Robotnik

Feast your eyes on the most wonderful son, any man has ever built!

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Uh, Dr. Robotnik? There's something you should know!

Grounder

Yeah, next time you sit down, you're gonna get graffiti all over your chair!

Robotnik

What?! AAAAAAAUGH! YOU MISERABLE NO-GOOD THANKLESS BRAT!! You're just like me, when I was your age...perfect!

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He's coming! Now, don't do it too soon, Listen for my count. I'll say one, two, three...And then GO!!

Grounder

That's when I pump up an oil slick, and he loses his traction, right?

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Right! And while he's skidding, I'll deep-fry him with this!

See what happened? You X's lost track of the O, because of all these other O's!

Oh!

Robotnik

I see that Sonic did some training of his own!

Don't worry Doctor, it's still early in the season. We'll be ready next time.

What? Next time? (mumbles)

Robotnik

Next time, my foot!

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But I can fly. I'm the Swan Queen! WAHAHAHAHA!

Robotnik

COACHNIK! You're wrecking these robots faster than I'm able to fix them!

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She's beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-tiful, Doctor!

Grounder

Yeah, she's got really big--

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Hair!