Dr. Robotnik quotes from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Robotnik

A rock?! You brought me a rock?! (Robotnik hurls the rock at Scratch, who quickly dodges)

Grounder

Um, it's a really nice rock, Dr. Robotnik!

Robotnik

You lame-brained knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me when I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!

Coconuts

Oh, but I only wanted to tell you I saw one of those F.O.U.s! I mean, C.I.A.s! Uh, C.O.D.s? I mean--

Robotnik

Get to the point, or your name will be M-U-D!

Coconuts

I got it! I got it! I saw a U.F.O.!

Robotnik

(self-narrating) If Dr. Robotnik can sink this final putt, he'll win the Mobius tournament of champions and win the grand prize of the dictatorship of the universe!

DR. ROBOTNIK! (Robotnik hits his golf ball too hard and it bounces around the room wildly until it bounces off Scratch and Grounders heads and into Robotnick's mouth. He then spits it into the hole)

Grounder

Ooh, nice putt.

Robotnik

Thanks, and now I've got a nice putter for you two! (Robotnik wraps the putter around Scratch and Grounder's necks) What's so important that you had to ruin my golf game?

Robotnik

As long as you don't mind thrown into dungeon full of snakes & eating dead spiders for the rest of your life!

Grounder

Don't look now! But I think we're in biiiiiiig trouble!

Robotnik

The Supreme High Robotnik, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Robotnik

(in possession of the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility) Hahahahahaha! I love being invincible!

Scratch

Personally, we could live without it.

Robotnik

Before I go back in time to get the next Chaos Emerald, I think I'll humiliate Sonic before the entire kingdom. I can't wait to see the look on that hedgehog's face when I tell him... HE'S GONE?!?

Scratch

I don't think you have to tell him he's gone, your slowness! I think he knows! Bahahahaa!

Robotnik

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!

Grounder

Who?

Scratch

Bert Who!

Grounder

Bert Who?

Robotnik

You got it!

Grounder

Oh, I got it! Bert You Got It!

Sonic

[in womanly voice] There you are, young man! Your mother told me I could find you here!

Robotnik

My mother?!

Sonic

Yeah! She wanted to know how you were doing on capturing that pesky hedgehog!

Sonic

No excuses! If you haven't captured him yet, I'll have to report to her immediately! [walks over to telephone and picks it up] Momma Robotnik, please. [messes up wiring in the tank]

Robotnik

Please! No! Don't call her now! I'll do anything!

Sonic

Young man! Are you offering me a bribe if I don't report to your mother?

Robotnik

Yes!

Sonic

I'll take it!

Sonic

Down boy, I love you too.

Robotnik

How did you do that?

Sonic

I guess you don't remember your fairy tales. The Lion and the Mouse is now The Hedgehog and the Dragon.

Robotnik

Burn him up, you big slobbering idiot! (The Dragon growls at Robotnik and drops him off of its back)

Robotnik

Uh, big nicest slobbering idiot! (The Dragon torches Robotnik with its fiery breath)

Robotnik

I hate that hedgehog...!

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Sonic

'Cause your cell's crumbling all around you?

No, cause if I had to draw one more panel of Robotnik's life story, I'd have gone cuckoo! (Sonic rushes with him and Tails out of the crumbling prison complex.) But now I'm free to work on "Humpty Dumpty 2"! And I'm gonna make Robotnik look really stupid! Now, that's funny!

Sonic

Actually, Mr. Lampoon, I don't think you could make Robotnik look any stupider than he already is!

Robotnik

HELP ME! HELP! HELP ME! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET… (cries hysterically) I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Robotnik

I've really outdone myself this time! Remind me to award myself the Medal for Excellence in Supreme Rottenness.

Scratch

Didn't you just give yourself that award last week?

Robotnik

Well, make up a better one then!

Robotnik

Have you captured Sonic yet?

Scratch

D'oh! Tell 'im we almost had him!

Grounder

Almost, sir!

Robotnik

ALMOST?!! What kind of nincompoops are you!?!

Grounder

Uh, what kind of nincompoops are we?

Scratch

Sir, I've got a foolproof plan! This time we'll get him... my way!

Robotnik

If you don't, I'll melt you down… MY way!

Robotnik

Feast your eyes on the most wonderful son, any man has ever built!

Scratch

Uh, Dr. Robotnik? There's something you should know!

Grounder

Yeah, next time you sit down, you're gonna get graffiti all over your chair!

Robotnik

What?! AAAAAAAUGH! YOU MISERABLE NO-GOOD THANKLESS BRAT!! You're just like me, when I was your age...perfect!

I'm free!

Robotnik

Of course you're free! I never pay any of my minions. NOW STOP THE NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY!

Robotnik

I see that Sonic did some training of his own!

Don't worry Doctor, it's still early in the season. We'll be ready next time.

What? Next time? (mumbles)

Robotnik

Next time, my foot!

Robotnik

You dolt, you're just lucky the Coachnik thinks we need you!

Coconuts

This is not what I call lucky!