Looks like your date went pretty good, buddy.
Uh... I don't know. Was the hug okay? Give me some tips, mang.
Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path. Look. [forms his arm into a staircase with 15 steps] Look, let me explain some junk about dating. Right now you're at Tier 1, which is hugging. But pretty soon, you'll be at Tier 2, which is smooching. Then down the road you'll make it to Tier 5, where she'll let you discover all fifteen feet of her long, beautiful stomach. And after a while, you'll make it to Tier 8, where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special.
What about Tier 15?
[sharply] You stay away from that! [beat] Do not do Tier 15!!!
Dude, I got no idea what you're talking about.
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