Glad I could help.
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S1The Date
So, about my Internet date. He is married, and on top of that, his wife is pregnant too, and we have the same doctor and I asked him to leave.
S1The Love Guru
You have been invited to take the "How well do you know Abby?" quiz. [exasperated] Kill me now.
I slept with her.
I know. I was listening. Why didn't you hang up the phone?
It was a slow night.
SSasha
I just... I just like him so much. I mean, have you seen his big move?
[initially nonplussed at her last sentence, rubs her hand over her belly] I think I have.
[to Billie] What the hell did you do to me?!
Calm down. What happened?
A hot chick wanted to have sex with me, and because of you, I blew up!
You were the one who wanted a relationship! I was happy to just bang her!
I should be more careful who I bring into this house. I mean, we are going to have a baby here. I mean, I gotta start being more choosy.
So, basically, I am four times my normal size, my hormones are so out of control, I want to laugh, cry and want to kill someone in same moment and the big change in your life is that you have to pick up "quality girls"?
S1Fight Club
I've narrowed it down to two places. Both of them have small vineyards, so the question is - red or white?
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