Rory (to Jim): I've got this friend who keeps showing up when he's not wanted.
Ask him to leave.
I can't. He doesn't have any ears. I mean he shows up all the time. He's there in the morning. He's there in the shower. I understand why he's there when Missy Kleinfeld walks by. But Hunter and I were haveing cheeseburgers and he was there too.
Oh, yeah, yeah. You know when I was your age, my friend kept showing up too. We were like Hope and Crosby.
Who? You do realize I'm talking about my—
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're talking about the same thing, son. What you're going through is perfectly normal.
How can this be normal? I can barely walk.
Calm down. See this is what happens with a boy your age. Well, in time it will pass. It's a phase. Usually when you get married it will go away completely.
So it's normal. Good thanks. So what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
Well try to avoid any situations where your friend, you know, tada. You know I'm always telling you to stand up straight, don't hunch over and get your hands out of your pockets.
Yeah.
Well hunch over and put them back in.
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