Honey, I think you need to sit down now and try to relax.
Bite me!
Bite me?!?
S1 E21Dangerous Liaisons (1)
(praying) We thank you for this food, Lord, and...any other help you could pass our way about now would be greatly appreciated, with an eye toward peace and harmony. Amen.
(on the phone with hotel receptionist) Ginger...somebody. What do you mean you don't know? How can you not know? How many "Ginger"s do you have there? Is there a "Ginger" convention in town or something?
(to Matt) When you see Lucy, tell her she never looked better or I'm a dead man!
Wow! What did you do to make your hair look so blonde and...um...beautiful?
I'm trying to figure out if you're lying, and if I think you are, I will be killing Simon tonight!
S1 E22Dangerous Liaisons (2)
Great. Even with Mary in the hospital, Dad still finds a way to teach me a lesson.
Well, you've kind of got to admire him for that.
Your hair looks nice, Luce.
Nice or sexy?
Uh....nice. Definitely nice. If my 13-year-old daughter had sexy hair, I'd shave her head
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