Honey, I think you need to sit down now and try to relax.
Bite me!
Bite me?!?
S1 E21Dangerous Liaisons (1)
(praying) We thank you for this food, Lord, and...any other help you could pass our way about now would be greatly appreciated, with an eye toward peace and harmony. Amen.
(on the phone with hotel receptionist) Ginger...somebody. What do you mean you don't know? How can you not know? How many "Ginger"s do you have there? Is there a "Ginger" convention in town or something?
(to Matt) When you see Lucy, tell her she never looked better or I'm a dead man!
Wow! What did you do to make your hair look so blonde and...um...beautiful?
I'm trying to figure out if you're lying, and if I think you are, I will be killing Simon tonight!
S1 E22Dangerous Liaisons (2)
Great. Even with Mary in the hospital, Dad still finds a way to teach me a lesson.
Well, you've kind of got to admire him for that.
Your hair looks nice, Luce.
Nice or sexy?
Uh....nice. Definitely nice. If my 13-year-old daughter had sexy hair, I'd shave her head
S2 E1Don't Take My Love Away
[to Simon] Doing something for your sister out of love is far more important than doing something for me out of guilt.
The old lady that left this house to the church died in this attic. Matt told me.
The lady that left the house to the church died in Florida in a senior home.
You missed a great chick fight!
Can I wear a tuxedo too?
I'll think about it
What's a tuxedo?
S2 E2See You in September
[to Eric] Hey, Reverend.
Hey, Sergeant.
Your kids' school have been trying to reach you. I guess your beeper's off.
[looks for his beeper in his pockets] I don't even have my beeper.
Which school? Which kid?
All three schools, all five kids.
TTeacher
No hats in school, Ruth.
My name is Ruthie. Ruthie Camden.
TTeacher
Why don't we call you by your proper name, Ruth?
Ruthie is my proper name. It's the name my Mommy and Daddy gave me. And that's the hat they gave me!
RMrs. Rainy
[to Ruthie not listening to her about taking off her hat] Ok, Ruth, time out.
LLynn
Can I have a time-out too?
RMrs. Rainy
Ok, time out for you too.
You'd think that having dad as a minister, God wouldn't hate me so much.
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