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7th Heaven · Season 8, Episode 10

“The One Thing” quotes from 7th Heaven

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“The One Thing” · Season 8, Episode 10

In this episode: Matt (3), Sarah (3), Norton (3)

It's a classic indication of obstructive lung disease, and it...Miss Glass, welcome. Mr. Simon here has a long-standing history of asthma. He presents today with increasing SOB.

SOB?

No, it's not an epithet.

Uh, shortness of breath.

Well, thank you for interrupting, Mr...Camden. Why don't you listen to Mr. Simon's lungs and tell us what you hear.

I've lost my bag.

Your what?

My stethoscope -- it was my black bag. I must have left it in the subway.

SStudent

Wow, you have a black bag.

Okay, anyone willing to help out our poor Mr. Camden? Oh, look. No one else left theirs on the subway. On second thought, you may need those. Uh...Nurse Kelly...

NKNurse Kelly

Yes?

Would you be kind enough to lend our Mr. Camden here your stethoscope for the day?

NKNurse Kelly

No.

Don't worry, I'll make sure he gives it back. Consider it your contribution to medical education.

NKNurse Kelly

Find me when you're done. Okay?

Oh...[stammers] Doctors are a lot like boy scouts. They're expected to be prepared and on time. Understood, Miss Glass? Mr. Camden? Mr. Camden?

Uh...bilateral exploratory wheezes with rails at the right base?

Brilliant.

Write this down, Mr. Camden. Turn off phone. All right, the lab is down the hall. Time-stamp your requisitions. Curtains three, four, five. Psych patients are stored next to bed eight. Try not to lose anybody

What's the problem?

I can't turn it off

Why?

It won't turn off

Then, get rid of it. Trauma rooms one, two, three

SStudent

Do we get to work on traumas?

No. Are you getting all of this Mr. Camden? Main desk, Dr. Sterling. This is one of our residents, Dr. Lisa Sterling. Dr. Sterling will assign you your patients. You're expected to do histories and physicals, draw bloods and gather lab results.

SDr. Sterling

Okay. Drawing blood, room three

NNurse

They look like little vampires

PPatient

Ouch!

Sorry

SDr. Sterling

No, never say sorry. It's a sign of weakness

PPatient

Is it all right to say ouch? Ouch! How about getting a nurse to do this?

Uh, I'll give it a shot

SDr. Sterling

All right, Mr. Adams, if Mr. Camden here can't get it on the first try,then I'll do it myself

PPatient

I thought the nurses drew blood. Do you even remember how?

SDr. Sterling

Tourniquet. Prep the area

Got it. Bevel up 20 degrees immobilize the vein and...

PPatient

Hey, you drew first blood. I hardly felt it

SDr. Sterling

Good job. Make sure it gets to the labs

PPatient

Hey doc, can you get this guy to do all my tests?

The rest of you guys need to practice

PPatient

Not on me

You going to tell them

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