Norton quotes from 7th Heaven

[to Lucy] Mmm, look at you. You look like you need a man.

Ruthie

I think he just called you a bad word. A really, really, bad word.

Hey, look, the little one knows what I called her sister, but the sister don't know. Or she know what true?

Lucy

She know what true? Look, you arrogant little...what are you, a pimp? Get away from me.

Lucy

[to the manager] Do something.

Like what?

Lucy

Like, get that guy out of here.

He didn't hurt you.

Lucy

He slapped me.

From the looks of you, it couldn't have hurt.

Annie

I say you're all pathetic. Go home.

Why don't you go home? You don't belong on the streets 'cause you got no respect for me. For no man. Maybe I should teach you some respect.

Annie

You want a piece of this? I brought seven kids into this world. I can take one out.

Simon

You are going to go to my house and apologize to my mother and my sister for what you did, but not before you apologize to Heather. That's my brother's friend. She's deaf, man! How could you?

I didn't know she was deaf! Lighten up!

Simon

You knew she was a person, didn't you?

It's a classic indication of obstructive lung disease, and it...Miss Glass, welcome. Mr. Simon here has a long-standing history of asthma. He presents today with increasing SOB.

Sarah

SOB?

No, it's not an epithet.

Matt

Uh, shortness of breath.

Well, thank you for interrupting, Mr...Camden. Why don't you listen to Mr. Simon's lungs and tell us what you hear.

Matt

I've lost my bag.

Your what?

Matt

My stethoscope -- it was my black bag. I must have left it in the subway.

Wow, you have a black bag.

Okay, anyone willing to help out our poor Mr. Camden? Oh, look. No one else left theirs on the subway. On second thought, you may need those. Uh...Nurse Kelly...

Yes?

Would you be kind enough to lend our Mr. Camden here your stethoscope for the day?

No.

Don't worry, I'll make sure he gives it back. Consider it your contribution to medical education.

Find me when you're done. Okay?

Oh...[stammers] Doctors are a lot like boy scouts. They're expected to be prepared and on time. Understood, Miss Glass? Mr. Camden? Mr. Camden?

Matt

Uh...bilateral exploratory wheezes with rails at the right base?

Brilliant.

Write this down, Mr. Camden. Turn off phone. All right, the lab is down the hall. Time-stamp your requisitions. Curtains three, four, five. Psych patients are stored next to bed eight. Try not to lose anybody

Sarah

What's the problem?

Matt

I can't turn it off

Sarah

Why?

Matt

It won't turn off

Then, get rid of it. Trauma rooms one, two, three

Do we get to work on traumas?

No. Are you getting all of this Mr. Camden? Main desk, Dr. Sterling. This is one of our residents, Dr. Lisa Sterling. Dr. Sterling will assign you your patients. You're expected to do histories and physicals, draw bloods and gather lab results.

Okay. Drawing blood, room three

They look like little vampires

Ouch!

Sarah

Sorry

No, never say sorry. It's a sign of weakness

Is it all right to say ouch? Ouch! How about getting a nurse to do this?

Matt

Uh, I'll give it a shot

All right, Mr. Adams, if Mr. Camden here can't get it on the first try,then I'll do it myself

I thought the nurses drew blood. Do you even remember how?

Tourniquet. Prep the area

Matt

Got it. Bevel up 20 degrees immobilize the vein and...

Hey, you drew first blood. I hardly felt it

Good job. Make sure it gets to the labs

Hey doc, can you get this guy to do all my tests?

The rest of you guys need to practice

Not on me

Sarah

You going to tell them