Dr. Norton, Sarah and others in “The One Thing”

It's a classic indication of obstructive lung disease, and it...Miss Glass, welcome. Mr. Simon here has a long-standing history of asthma. He presents today with increasing SOB.

Sarah

SOB?

No, it's not an epithet.

Matt

Uh, shortness of breath.

Well, thank you for interrupting, Mr...Camden. Why don't you listen to Mr. Simon's lungs and tell us what you hear.

Matt

I've lost my bag.

Your what?

Matt

My stethoscope -- it was my black bag. I must have left it in the subway.

Wow, you have a black bag.

Okay, anyone willing to help out our poor Mr. Camden? Oh, look. No one else left theirs on the subway. On second thought, you may need those. Uh...Nurse Kelly...

Yes?

Would you be kind enough to lend our Mr. Camden here your stethoscope for the day?

No.

Don't worry, I'll make sure he gives it back. Consider it your contribution to medical education.

Find me when you're done. Okay?

Oh...[stammers] Doctors are a lot like boy scouts. They're expected to be prepared and on time. Understood, Miss Glass? Mr. Camden? Mr. Camden?

Matt

Uh...bilateral exploratory wheezes with rails at the right base?

Brilliant.