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Simon quotes from 7th Heaven

Played by David Gallagher · 102 quotes · page 7 of 7

Simon

Played by David Gallagher

7th Heaven · 700 quotes

6th most-quoted character in 7th Heaven: in 102 of its 700 quotes
Most scenes with: Ruthie (32), Annie Camden (25), Eric (24)

Scenes with Simon 90

Simon

Where are you off to so early?

Oh, we're spending the day with Mrs. Bink.

Simon

(looks at the twins) What did they do?

They're not being punished. They're just learning to take care of older people in the community. Mrs. Bink would love to see them, and she's getting older. It's hard for her to cook, so we're gonna go over and make her lunch and hang out for a while.

Simon

Staff Sergeant Dwight J. Morgan would be very proud.

I hope so. I wanted to do something bigger, something universal and world-changing, but this is what I can do today, and this is what I'm going to do today, in his honor.

Simon, you're not just a date, you're running an escort service. You can't do that.

Simon

Why not? It's not illegal.

It's immoral.

Simon

No, it's not. It's practically a public service. I'm not selling sex.

You're one step away from it!

Can a guy under age 18 can get arrested for soliciting?

Simon

You don't even know what that means?

Yes I do, I asked Kevin what it is when one person pays money to another person to go out with them, and he said it's soliciting. Women are actually paying you money to go out with them? That's where you are evey night?

Simon

How do you know that?

Deductive reasoning.

Simon

It's nothing bad. It's just when a woman at my school needs a date because she's broken up with her boyfriend or she wants to make her boyfriend jealous, or has a special function, like a wedding to go to and se doesn't want to go herself, then I just help them out.

For money?

Simon

It doesn't matter how nice you try to make it sound. It's still wrong, and I think you should stop doing it. And I think if you don't something bad is going to happen to you.

[knocks] Kevin it's me. Kevin, we have to talk

I'm awake; I heard her

Kevin?

Lucy?

Hi

Hi yourself. Can't wait until tomorrow night?

I'm scared

It's going to be fine. I love you

What if no one makes it?

Are you talking about the wedding?

Yes, what did you think I was talking about?

The wedding night

You think I'm scared of...you> No, I can't wait, believe me

[whispering] Did she say anything to you?

No

Simon

You think she'll call it off?

No

Then what are they doing in there?

Shh

What did you think, I was going to be wearing my pajamas and a smoking jacket? I didn't know you were gonna wake me up in the middle of the night

Put something on, and I'll step out into the hall

[whispering] What are you doing here?

We might ask you the same thing

I wanted to talk to Kevin about whether or not we should go through the wedding considering no one can get here and it's still storming

I didn't realize everyone was waiting for me

They're not -- they're going to bed

Without knowing whether or not you're calling pf the wedding? I don't think so

We're not calling of the wedding

But even if the airport opens, it's been closed for over 24 hours. The flights are gonna be backed up

Do you mind?

As much as I want my mom and Ben and Patty Mary to be at my wedding, if they're not there, I'll be okay

I want my grandparents and Matt and Mary to be there

[groans} It's just that...I want everything to be perfect, and yet, I know life's not perfect.

No, it's not [they kiss] But parts of it are very, very good [kiss again]

[to Simon] Please. It's the last day of vacation.

Simon

I don't want to be on vacation. I don't want to have a picnic on the beach.

I'm gonna keep saying this to you until I get through to you: it was an accident.

RRoxanne

[to Simon] How are you doing?

Simon

How do you think I'm doing?

RRoxanne

I was just making polite conversation, but if you want to, we can talk. I've been worried about you.

Simon

I wish everyone would stop worrying about me. It just makes it worse.

RRoxanne

To have people care about you?

Simon

I don't want anybody to care about me.

RRoxanne

Not even Cecilia?

Simon

No, not even Cecilia.

RRoxanne

Simon, don't do this to yourself.

Simon

I killed someone. And don't say it was an accident because it was an accident that happened when I was driving. I'm responsible for killing someone.

Simon

Can we please have the courtesy of a knock?

I didn't know you were home and last time I checked it was still my house. Simon, come on. What's going on with you? What's wrong?

Simon

Nothing's wrong with me. What's wrong with you?

Well, I don't approve of you staying out all night and I don't want you to have sex before you're married. Other than that, nothing.

Simon

[to Eric & Annie] Just so we're clear I'm not promising to never have sex until I'm married, but I do promise if I do and when I decide to have sex again, I'm gonna use better judgment and be more emotionally ready.

I'm not happy, but it's a step in the right direction.

LLeah

I'm Leah. Leah Morris.

Simon

Hi. Simon... LeBon.

LLeah

Isn't that the name of the lead singer for Duran Duran?

Simon

Yeah... I-I panicked.

S9 E10 Gratitude
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SSSandy's Dad

I'm looking for the Reverend Lucille Kinkirk

Oh, it's Lucy, and she's out this morning, making some hospital calls. I'm her father

SSSandy's Dad

Oh what a coincidence. I am, too. A-A Father

Well, sit down, why don't you? I'm just -- I'm guessing that you must be Sandy's father

SSSandy's Dad

I must be

SSSandy's Dad

I was hoping to see Lucille

Lucy

SSSandy's Dad

That's the one. Uh...I-I wanted to drop something off for my daughter. I found it

You found it?

SSSandy's dad

Well, at the bank. Tell Lucille not to give it to her all at once. She'll know why. Problems in the past

Excuse me for a second. Hello?

Simon

Hey, dad, how's it going?

Uh, well, I-I have somebody in the office

Simon

Oh, this won't take long but a second. I just need to borrow, like...100 bucks until my next paycheck

I'm not paying for the ring

Simon

No, no, no, no, no. I'm paying for the ring. Which is why I'm having a little trouble making the rest of my bills. But I'll be caught up as soon as I get my next paycheck

Hmm, no. I'm sorry. I can't help you out

SSSandy's Dad

Uh, you can take some out of that, if you need it

Simon

Look dad, I could probably borrow the money from someone else, but I'm coming to you first

Well, I appreciate that, but I still -- I can't help you out

Simon

But, Dad, they're going to cut off my phone service

Well, you know, that's hardly an emergency you can always get your phone turned back on. Oh, absolutely. They-they do that all the time. Simon, I-I have somebody in the office, and I-I really have to go

Simon

Good luck

SSSandy's dad

Yeah. Just give that to Lucille. She'll know what to do

S10 E7 Soup's On
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