[On the phone]
Parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.
What?
Don't throw a party for vengence. It will turn on you... like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
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