30 Rock · Season 4, Episode 18
“Khonani” · Season 4, Episode 18
In this episode: Liz Lemon (2), Tracy Jordan (2)
[On the phone]
Parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.
What?
Don't throw a party for vengence. It will turn on you... like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.
This is bad, because I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard!
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