It was the cheese curls.
Pardon?
Causing the false positives on my home pregnancy tests. Apparently, Sabor de Soledad gets its special tangy flavor from evaporated bull semen.
That explains your hair's thickness and shine.
Apparently, in Mexico women use it to stop their periods before Cinco de Mayo.
I'm a little afraid to ask if you're still eating them.
(dejectedly) They're so good.
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