Jack and Cooter in “Cooter”

Jack

Cooter!

That's not my name. My name is James Riley. Cooter Burger? What do you think I am, a cartoon dog? The president named me that!

Jack

He gave you two nicknames?

"Cooter" because I look like a turtle, and "Burger" because he saw me eating a hamburger one time! We have to get out of here.

Jack

Now that's the spirit. But if they're not taking resignations, there's only one way out: we have to work together to get fired.

It wasn't even a hamburger... it was a sandwich.