[to Oleg, who is carrying Sophie's stack of bridal magazines] Wow, you're carrying more heavy issues than Amanda Bynes.
Look at all these—Beautiful Bride, Modern Bride, City Bride. And you really need African-American Bride?
Well, I haven't ruled out cornrows.
Cornrows and a donkey? RSVP yes.
Oh, yeah. This one's hot. [takes a page out of one of the magazines] Save that one for later. Oh, I forgot I'm getting married.
Oh, keep her. I might need a Tuesday off.
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