I'm starting my own new business. So girls, you know how you have that $10,000? Well, I don't wanna clean you out, but how do you feel about tossing me $9,500?
You two should invest. Sophie's business is genius. You know how a bunch of ladies got their down-there hair permanently lasered off?
Yeah, that's when your waxer gives you a Michael Chiklis.
Well, Sophie's offering a product that puts grass back on your field.
That's not a business. That's nobody's business.
Yeah, I don't do any of that stuff. I just throw a scrunchie on mine and go.
Hey, there's a need for this. Sometimes, in the fog, my plane gets lost without a landing strip.
We're out.
Oh, don't decide yet, girls. You haven't even heard the cute little name—Sophie Kachinsky's Vagina Wigs!
Yeah, we're really out.
But it's a quality product, and it's real hair imported from va-China.
Yeah, never been further out.
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