Shark quotes from 12 oz. Mouse

What's it like to be a shark?

Shark

Ow.

Nice.

You need some help?

Shark

Wait. I'll do it.

Shark

So let me get this straight.

Okay. Please...

Shark

I sent you to pick up a client and take him to a meeting.

Yes. Yessir?

Shark

Instead of that... you took him to a porno set, where he starred in his very first porno and then you blew him up...

Wrong. That didn't happen.

Shark

...Then you robbed a bank...

Robbed a bank?

Shark

...Threw up on a woman...

What!?

Shark

...and sang to the police.

That didn't happen. I didn't do that.

Shark

Huh... So what did you do?

I did exactly what I wanted to do.

Shark

Which was what? Again?

All things. A-L-L.

Shark

Hey, you know what they say? That I'm gonna give you one more chance.

Shark

They always say that.

Oh, yeah? (angry) I think I'll give you one more chance!

Shark

Bulletproof.

Hm. Then I guess I'll take the job. What is the job?

Shark

Sit down.

No.

Shark

Stand up.

No. (mouse sits)

Shark

did you meet the eye?

No.

Shark

did he "see" you?

Shark

get it?

Shark

Golden Joe is like... magical. All disappeary and shut. You watch that, okay?

No.

Shark

Because I... I've come to care about you. A lot.

Shark

And also not in that way.

Shark

Well, yeah, in that way a little.

Shark

Half and half.

I need a drink.

Shark

It doesn't matter. You'll be back.

Shark

Hey, how'd the job go?

You know.

Shark

Mhmm.

Started it an... and it went on. You know.

Shark

Mmmmm... You didn't do it, did you?

No, no, I did it.

Shark

No, no, no, no. Don't lie. 'Cause you didn't do it.

Did.

Shark

All right, then what was the job?

To do things.

Shark

For what?

Mmmmmon-

Rubles.

Barney Rubles.

Shark

Where's this going?

Right here.

Shark

Where?

Everywhere.

(whispering) Who's... who's the ghost?

Shark

That's the new guy.

Shark

Got a job for you.

I'm enthusiastic... about all beer.

Especially, this one.

Shark

I've always kinda wanted to be in a band.

No way, what do you play?

Shark

I play uh... with minds. Shhhhhh. Go home and think about that.

Rhoda

We... do.

Shark

I knew we did. Now let's talk about the letter that Liquor got.

I hope you know how very lucky you are to know me since I'm so incredibly incredible.

Shark

Yeah, I am.

I'm having fun at your part-eye.

Shark

Yeah, thanks, uh... love it over there. Away from me. In Canada, or farther.

That's a good show. How does it end?

Shark

It never ends.

But ever-eye-thing ends, somehow.

Shark

You are becoming a real problem.

I'm sorry.

Shark, I think he should prove his sorriness... with these.

Shark

Wow. Yeah, that's menacing.

Facades of this expense are becoming unpopular with my investors.

Shark

Your investors are one.

I don't know if you know this, but there are many who make one.

Shark

One is enough--for too much.

Your jealousy overwhelms your reputation.

Shark

My reputation is big time, and recorded; you are eyeless and squared.

Sixty of what you think is a reputation for one is your downfall.

Shark

Well, we'll see about that in due time. Won't we?

Time is due indeed.

Ooh, what's wrong little man? You got-- you got-- got some arrows stuck through ya. Ha ha. Zinger! Boing! Ha ha ha. Up top! Let's tour. Am I right? Am I right? Am I right?

Shark

Wrong. Very, very wrong.

Come on Shark, we're a team. It's me and you and we go to the zoo. Right?

Shark, it ain't over. It's me and you and me and you and me and you. Damn it.

Shark

Where's the zinger? We all love to laugh.

He's a rather good shot, don't you think?

Shark

Yes he is.

He was the highest marksman in the class.

Shark

Well I'll be...

I bet you he could probably hit a mite from a thousand yards out in high wind.

Shark

If the wind is high then it wouldn't disrupt his shot, would it? So what's the point of adding that kind of wind? To it.

I was referring to a poor wind that would be low but high in speed and rich money richness, the kind of money speed that would richly affect a bullet's wealthy trajectory.

Shark

Oh.

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with the "freedoms."

Shark

Yes it does. I'm black now.