A character in 12 oz. Mouse
Played by Dave Willis
12 oz. Mouse · 169 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in 12 oz. Mouse: in 7 of its 169 quotes
Most scenes with: Fitz (4)
RhodaBar's closed.
(Rhoda looks at dead Rhoda prank)
RhodaOh, you're not gonna tell anyone are you? Come on, it's just a fake! I mean, it's made of metal for crying out loud!
(Man/Woman makes siren sound, but Fitz jumps from the ground close to the bar with a gun pointing at Rhoda)
RhodaOh no.
Hey Rhoda, let me get uh... twelve. Beers.
RhodaWhat are you uh... what are you celebratin' here? Your uh... outstanding gayness?
Nope! Our bank robbery.
RhodaYou robbed a bank!?
Hell yeah!
RhodaYou boys are wild.
Yes we are.
RhodaI mean, you boys are like wild wild, you know what I mean?
That's right.
RhodaI mean completely wild at a wildness wild-y. And I salute you.
Yes sir...
Rhodaoh wow
Rhodaand i mean wow-ow-wow shut.
Rhodalip
Rhodagolden Joe.
RhodaGolden Joe!
Rhodawhat the dealio?
you know what I'm sayin?!
Rhodanope, i do not.
Rhodano way in hell do i do
RhodaI DON'T KNOW (laughs) golden Joe.
slide me a spill thrill girl
Rhodayou are golden...Joe
RhodaGOLDEN FRIGGIN JOE people
Rhodahere ya go, Joe
flo' mo' so ho doe quiznight show you right shawty, wassup?
Rhodayeah! im in! im in!
RhodaHow about you, you want the uh, usual 12 beers at once?
Make it uh, let's make it 13.
so, the mo'
what, is that, like, short for mouse? then yes.
so tell me man, wassup? what you want with the joe?
'cause the joe gotta blow in a few secos man i gotta bounce.
got a few shawtys at the house, man wassup.
the price...on your golden head
now listen up, qeet. (?)
Golden Joe, he owes the eye a lotta moo...ney
so?
he wants me to collect that.
right now
what you sayin, man?
Shark (to Rhoda): And then something goes off in my brain, and sends an impulse to my jaw, and BAM, a thousand pounds of pressure locked in like a press. I mean, a head your size would burst like an infected kidney, and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach-land. But we're friends, right? We know each other. We know what we do, and who we talk to, and what we say to them.
RhodaWe... do.
I knew we did. Now let's talk about the letter that Liquor got.
You're ending your sentences in prepositional phrases. You'd better stop ending your sentences in prepositional phrases.
RhodaOr what?
I'll make it look like you killed me.
RhodaIs that some kind of squirrel of yours? Here, squirelly squirelly.
Shut up.
RhodaYOU SHUT UP! You have no idea what kind of party is in store for us here.
(Fitz pulls out gun, Rhoda's eyes turns wide opened)
RhodaOkay?
I… (camera zooms while Fitz is speaking) love a party, with clowns and cakes. You know, I can't remember the last time I was at a party, and that is what's driving me out of my brains.
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