Peanut quotes from 12 oz. Mouse

Oh, wait a second! Those are expensive beers! You must have pretty good jobs to pay for those kind of beers!

It's like rocketry. Your pee is like rocketry because it rockets out. And if you have two rockets, step back. Here go the rockets!

My blood has turned to booze, and I want my face to turn to booze. If my blood could drink my face, we'd be alright.

Ow! That was... awesome!

Ow! Could I get a couple more of these please?

I don't even see you man... but thank you.

[playing with a flame thrower] This reminds me of how fired up I am to help.

If you want to help me out... gimme the darts.

Yeah!

I wonder what time it is. I think it's beer time! That's what me thinks!

You boys uh, hear anything? Bank robbery... about it?

Yea- Yep.

Uhm, is that your stolen jet outside? With all those bags of money? In the back seat... dude?

Well does it have bullet holes in it?

Um... no.

(now with a beer) Well then it's not mine, is it? (drinks)

Excuse me, but that bartender just called you a homo.

OH.

Are you the one who broke in here... now?

Hey kid, I never have to break in when I am in the Nihm. You know what I'm sayin'?

...nope.

My hea-! (Cut off mid-word)

Whoaa... Is that ice cream?

Joe be honest with me... Is my hat on my head?

I don't dress your ass in the morning. Shut the freak up!

Can I get a lift?

Uh, OK.. which way am I going... again?

You're going downtown.

[Whispering] Is there a fire there?

You want there to be? There could be.

Are you drunk?

You're not.

Maybe I should drive drunk, it looks terrifying... to others.

Whoa, bro. Put these on.

What is this?

It's anti-anti-language gas. I made it from...

Propane!

Well, we need to kill that shark.

Right now, broham? [breathes heavily in the mask] It's pretty good gas!