Shark quotes from 12 oz. Mouse

Shark

If I were you, I would not check my ice box. I wouldn't check yours either.

Shark

You're so... talk so much.

Shark

Who told you about the party? 'Cause I dont have people in that often. And you're not even people. You round, wet, unblinking, horrific orb. You're gross. I really wish you would leave my party.

Shark

Whoa. Down little buddy. Down. I don't wanna tell you again. I will, but I don't wanna.

Shark

I love me some cookies.

Shark

Just a small taste of my mighty blackness.

Shark

...You are not helping the situation.

Shark

You barely piece of suckass car.

Shark

Yeah. Pusses say what pusses say, for pusses sake.

Shark

The one who says the most says the least. Especially the one next to me.

Shark

Oh... that's gone now.

Shark

Nnnnnno more of that.

Shark

Taste it. Taste it in your mouth, you green freak. I...

Shark

...am the big bang theory.

Shark

How much would you give to control a lifetime of time in a frozen segment of timelessness? Trillions of molecules makin' up life forms in space.

Shark

[to Clock] What do you mean you're out of the gas?

Shark

Well, I have armies coming, so... this is uncool.

Shark

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Shark

What do you do?

I do it all.

Shark

Have a seat.

I will, because that's something I can do.

Shark

Then do something.

Shark

Do something.

I am. I did.

Shark

What did you do?

(interrupting Shark) It's already done.

Shark

What did you do?

I helped you.

Shark

Are you drunk?

(edgy) Not drunk enough.

...Can I help you?

Shark

Yes you can. Got a job for you.

Okay. I'm hired.

Shark

Business man coming in today. Very important.

Woah... a real buis-nass-man? No way.

Shark

He's rectangle-y. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness.

No way.

Shark

Drive him to Cheese Industries. You don't even know where that is. That's why we picked you... because everybody else knows.

Right now?

Shark

Mhmm.

Oh look what I found. (Fitz pulls out a beer)

I gotta do this first. (Fitz begins drinking beer) Ahhh.

Shark

Okay. That works. How 'bout now?

Yes, how 'bout now?

Shark

Yeah, now's good. Before would've been better but... before is over.