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Shark quotes from 12 oz. Mouse

Played by Adam Reed · 41 quotes · page 3 of 3

Shark

2nd most-quoted character in 12 oz. Mouse: in 41 of its 169 quotes
Most scenes with: Rectangle (14), Fitz (9), Eye (4)

Scenes with Shark 29

Shark

Where are you going?

To buy a harmonica... a very rich harmonica.

Shark

So you're just gonna leave? Not cool.

I just feel ever so inclined to buy a harmonica... made of gold... encrusted in diamonds... then dipped in gold... and rolled around in more diamonds. It's deadly to vampires, you know. Or was it werewolves? I forget which. They're both poor.

Shark

Hand me that towel.

Why? You're becoming black now... the bad black shark. Remember?

Shark

Hand me that towel please... so I can shove it through your mouth and down into your guts.

I don't know if you know, but there's this thing called a clutch... it's down there.

Shark

Yeah, I know what it is and I'm pressing it with my fin... but I easily could press it with your face.

Oh, that's nice. What is it, fake?

Shark

It's a one-gauge.

What's the damage on that?

Shark

It'll blow your head into vapor while it demoleculizes your bones. That's how fake it is.

Yeah, uh, great. That's uh... What is that, like an Indian burn kinda thing?

You eye-sploded my home.

Shark

Yeah, I did. Your home sucked.

Eye built it with my own-

Shark

Your own what? You don't have any own. I made the own.

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