Fitz quotes from 12 oz. Mouse

Action. Come on. Get on that.

Although this is a comfortable bed...

Kiss it.

...I don't think this is Cheese Industries.

Kiss it. Squeeze it.

We'll be right back.

Wait - Wait, guys. Hang on...

Hey Rhoda, let me get uh... twelve. Beers.

Rhoda

What are you uh... what are you celebratin' here? Your uh... outstanding gayness?

Nope! Our bank robbery.

Rhoda

You robbed a bank!?

Hell yeah!

Rhoda

You boys are wild.

Yes we are.

Rhoda

I mean, you boys are like wild wild, you know what I mean?

That's right.

Rhoda

I mean completely wild at a wildness wild-y. And I salute you.

Yes sir...

Oww!

What are you doing??

Makin' out on ya. That's what you wanted. I mean, come on. Look how you're dressed.

You're such a dick!

Eww, get away!

Aw, come on, baby.

You boys uh, hear anything? Bank robbery... about it?

Yea- Yep.

Uhm, is that your stolen jet outside? With all those bags of money? In the back seat... dude?

Well does it have bullet holes in it?

Um... no.

(now with a beer) Well then it's not mine, is it? (drinks)

Excuse me, but that bartender just called you a homo.

OH.

Ah, Fitz - The usual?

Yep.

That'll be... Let's see... Three hundred dollars?

Tell ya what.

Oh my god, is he dead?

No! I'm just drunk!

Watch out!

I'm just...

Hey, kid! You are really somethin'! You'd be great in pictures!

I would?

Yeeeah, you would - hoho!

Up top! (raises arm)

...but I'm too drunk!

Perfect! Let me buy you a drink because you are HIRED, sir! Ha!

Well, see first I need to check with my boss. Because he's a shark.

What's it like to be a shark?

Shark

Ow.

Nice.

You need some help?

Shark

Wait. I'll do it.

Shark

So let me get this straight.

Okay. Please...

Shark

I sent you to pick up a client and take him to a meeting.

Yes. Yessir?

Shark

Instead of that... you took him to a porno set, where he starred in his very first porno and then you blew him up...

Wrong. That didn't happen.

Shark

...Then you robbed a bank...

Robbed a bank?

Shark

...Threw up on a woman...

What!?

Shark

...and sang to the police.

That didn't happen. I didn't do that.

Shark

Huh... So what did you do?

I did exactly what I wanted to do.

Shark

Which was what? Again?

All things. A-L-L.

Shark

Hey, you know what they say? That I'm gonna give you one more chance.

Shark

They always say that.

Oh, yeah? (angry) I think I'll give you one more chance!

Shark

Bulletproof.

Hm. Then I guess I'll take the job. What is the job?

Eye live on an eye-land in Eye-owa.

Or... W-eye-oming.

No. You can't do that.