Fitz quotes from 12 oz. Mouse

Oooo... My head... my brain... my... my beer.

This is a corndog... must be a divining corndog... it must want... mustard.

Grab another turkey and put it at her feet.

I've got a lot on my mind, gentlemen. I've got a lot on my mind and a lot of gun in my hand so don't "F" this up.

This is all like a puke dream that I can't seem to shake the sweats from, and every time I turn around, there's a shark and a clock... some sort of eyeball thing.

Funny thing is, I have these weird flashes, like I've been somewhere before, ripped from somewhere, for reasons I don't understand.

Just when I think I know what I'm thinking, I get this cloud. I know that when a man has memories, it's just electrical impulses through the brain that create the memories. Because the impulses travel at the speed of light. Therefore the brain time travels, and that's how he remembers. But how does he feel? How does he feel those memories? How does he feel those thoughts? What-- what time is it?

There's enough guns down here to take out a town about... about this size.

Wow... jumpy little whore.

Shark

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Shark

What do you do?

I do it all.

Shark

Have a seat.

I will, because that's something I can do.

Shark

Then do something.

Shark

Do something.

I am. I did.

Shark

What did you do?

(interrupting Shark) It's already done.

Shark

What did you do?

I helped you.

Shark

Are you drunk?

(edgy) Not drunk enough.

...Can I help you?

Shark

Yes you can. Got a job for you.

Okay. I'm hired.

Shark

Business man coming in today. Very important.

Woah... a real buis-nass-man? No way.

Shark

He's rectangle-y. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness.

No way.

Shark

Drive him to Cheese Industries. You don't even know where that is. That's why we picked you... because everybody else knows.

Right now?

Shark

Mhmm.

Oh look what I found. (Fitz pulls out a beer)

I gotta do this first. (Fitz begins drinking beer) Ahhh.

Shark

Okay. That works. How 'bout now?

Yes, how 'bout now?

Shark

Yeah, now's good. Before would've been better but... before is over.

What do you want?

I have an appointment at Cheese Industries.

..So?

I'd like to hire you to drive me there.

No talking. Pay.

How much in the world is it?

(agitated) Get in.

God! Is the heat on in here?

It should be... You like porno?

Well, uhh...

(cutting off Rectangle) Look at this. (Fitz pulls out a crudely drawn sex doll)

Um... (removes glasses) I don't have any eyes.

Oh man... sucks for you.

Hey! You should feel around back there and grab me a beer.

But you're driving.

Was driving. Sittin' back here with you now.

Are we here? Because I have an important business meeting.

Yeah, we're here. Hey, let me help you inside.

Wait a second. Is this Cheese Industries?

It's about to be. Why don't you take off your shirt?

What??

Just lie down on the bed.