Gretchen
So you'll tell him, yeah? Thanks.
Edgar
No, no, no way! I... I told enough people that someone that they love died.
Lindsay
I have an idea. When my parents got divorced, they told us at Benihana's so we wouldn't cause a scene. The chef put a shrimp in his hat.
Gretchen
How'd that work?
Lindsay
He just put a shrimp in his hat.
Gretchen
No, I mean, telling you in public.
Lindsay
Oh. It totally made us not freak out as much. Except later, I drank my mom's mai tai and climbed on the table 'cause I forgot it was a grill. That's why I don't have footprints.
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