Jimmy and Gretchen in “A Right Proper Story”

"Flight itinerary: Heathrow to L.A.X." No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This cannot be happening. Why would my family be flying here?! They can't do that.

So tell 'em to suck your dick.

Well, I can't tell them "to suck my dick," Gretchen, because they're already in the air! They arrive in the morning. "For four days"?! Why the hell are they...? Gretchen, the, uh, the-the... the letters that I gave you, you-you didn't...?

Yeah, I mailed them like you asked.

No! Why would you do that?! They were just threats, so if I didn't hit the page count, you were to mail the letters!

I don't get it.

Oh, my God, and the love letter to Becca. And there was a third one. What was it?

Oh, yeah, it was bad. I remember that.

I'm already regretting not slapping you harder.