Young Sheldon quotes

Mary

What is it?

Sheldon

It's paternity test day on Ricki Lake and I'm missing it.

Mary

Unbelievable!

I always believed my extraordinary life would be chronicled in numerous biographies. I even used to make up my own titles. My favorites were: From Texas to Success: the Sheldon Cooper Journey, and Cooper for Kids, a pre-school introduction to quantum gravity in superstrings. The point is, I knew my formative years would be well-documented, which meant I needed to polish up some of my early academic credentials, especially East Texas Tech.

Sheldon

(quietly) 54 days.

Mary

What's going on?

Mary, we got some bad news.

Mary

Where's George?

I'm so sorry. He... he had a heart attack.

Missy

[tearing up] But he's okay, right?

He's gone.

George Cooper Sr.

See y'all later.

Mary

4:00.

Mary

Sheldon, they're gonna close the casket, if you wanna say goodbye to your dad.

Sheldon

I’ve been thinking a lot about the last moments I had with my dad. It was morning, and he was leaving for work. He said, "See y’all later." And I said nothing. I regret that. I could have said "Bye" or asked him for a ride. Or told him that I loved him. But I didn’t. I barely noticed he left. So many times that I didn’t notice my father. I hope he knew how much I loved him.

I wish I could tell you I said all those things. But I didn’t.

Are you writing a memoir or a fantasy novel?

For your information, memoir comes from memory, and these memories are mine.

And since when do you go out of your way to make other people happy?

How about once a year on your birthday?

Mary

Why is it here?

Sheldon

Because it's a laptop, This is where my lap is.

You lost?

Sheldon

No. I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be.