Wally West quotes from Young Justice

Red Tornado

This is Kent Nelson, a friend. He is 106 years old...

Wally West

Guy doesn't look a day over 90.

Red Tornado

...and he has been missing for twenty-three days. Kent was a charter member of the Justice Society, the precursor to your mentors' Justice League.

Kaldur'ahm

Of course. Nelson was Earth's sorcerer supreme! He was Doctor Fate!

Wally West

(scoffs) More like "Doctor Fake." Guy knows a little advanced science and "Dumbledores" it up to scare the bad guys and impress the babes.

Kent Nelson

[holographic message] Greetings. You have entered with a key. But the tower does not recognize you. Please state your purpose and intent.

Wally West

We are true believers here to find Dr. Fate.

Having trouble. Maintaining altitude... I'm so hot.

Wally West

You certainly are.

Artemis Crock

WALLY!

Wally West

Hey! Inches about sizzling death. I'm entitled to speak my mind.

Wally West

Right. You're a Lord of Order.

Kent Nelson

Oh, no. Not me. I'm just an old coot Fate used to put on. Until my wife Inza convinced me there was more to life. Ah, she was a real pistol, that Inza. Anywho, Klarion's after the helmet. If he gets his sticky little mitts on it, he'll turn the planet into his own personal playground of pandemonium.

Wally West

I have no idea what I need to do.

Kent Nelson

[dying] Have faith in what you can't explain. Believe in what you can no longer deny.

Wally West

Wait. What happened to you ascending? Seeing Inza?

Kent Nelson

So you believe now, eh? Don't sweat it, kid. I'll spend a few millenia here then see Inza. That's the great thing about eternity, it's eternal.

Artemis Crock

Wait, you're still claiming there's no such thing as magic? (scoffs) If that's how you feel, why keep it at all?

Wally West

...Souvenir.

Artemis Crock

Geek!

You're a lucky lady, Iris. Our Wally certainly isn't that fast, not when it comes to clearing the table.

Wally West

(from kitchen) Mom!

Neither is my Jay, believe me. I know, I know, you're a retired speedster, and since it's your birthday, we won't argue.

Barry Allen

Wally's fast enough when he wants to be. We're suddenly out of ice cream.

Wally!

Wally West

Umm, Happy Birthday.

How's the arm doing, Wally?

Wally West

Well, nothing wrong that nachos can't cure.

Black Canary

So, you want me to believe that after everything you went through, including your own death from fiery explosion, you're peachy.

Wally West

I'm fairly certain I never used the word peachy, but I think you got the gist.

Black Canary

So, you have no interest in discussing your extreme reaction to Artemis's death?

Black Canary

Wally, you're in denial.

Wally West

I'm comfortable with that.

Artemis Crock

Did you call home?

Wally West

No answer.

Artemis Crock

You could Zeta there.

Wally West

I've been collecting kids all day. I don't need to see another empty house.

Happy birthday, Wally.

Wally West

Oh, my favorite breakfast--heaping piles of everything. Thanks, Mom.

You know, if you ever come up for air, I can take you to the DMV to get your driver's license after school. This weather'll be a good proving ground.

Wally West

Um-hm. Not really in a big rush to drive, Dad. 'Cause you know, I'm me.

You certainly are.

Wally West

Plus the team's throwing me a big surprise party this afternoon at the cave.

In school today, ask your teacher the definition of "surprise."

We made two cakes.

Wally West

Awesome. What'll you guys eat?

We'll split the cupcake.

Dick Grayson

I left you behind because you know my back story. I didn't want my best pal questioning my objectivity.

Wally West

Dude, that's what a best pal's for.

You're our friend. Just because you're a clone with anger issues doesn't change that.

Wally West

Seriously. Have you met Superboy?

Wally West

Hey, it's after midnight. Happy Valentine's Day, Artemis.

Artemis Crock

You remembered.

Wally West

Come on! What kind of jerk would I be if I forgot Valentine's Day?...For the fifth year in a row?

Artemis Crock

Well, I remembered, too. I got you your favorite food. Everything.

Wally West

Babe, you rock.