Artemis Crock quotes from Young Justice

Artemis

Okay. Nearly drowning two nights in a row is way less fun than it sounds.

Artemis

No. No way I'm nearly drowning 3 missions in a row!

Artemis

Can Harm please shut up now?!

Artemis

Did you see the look on his face? Oh, okay, he was wearing a mask. But did you see the look on his mask?

Artemis

I knew I should have paid more attention in my freshman Atlantean class.

You might cut her some slack. It was her arrow that saved your butt against Amazo.

What? No! That was Speedy's—I mean, Red Arrow's—arrow. Right?

Not so much.

Hmph. Well, still not giving her the satisfaction.

Artemis

You know, I can still hear you!

Serling Roquette

I couldn't get the Justice League.

Artemis

Mmm...that boy.

He can hear you. We can all hear you.

Artemis

Oh, I know.

You embarrassed Superboy.

Artemis

Didn't hear him say that.

Must you challenge everyone?

Artemis

Where I come form, that's how you survive.

Dr. Serling Roquette

She's getting away! You're letting her get away!

(to Artemis) This was all your fault. You were on the perimeter! How'd that Shadow get in?

That's not really fair. I was outside too.

(to Miss Martian) Outside being distracted by her. Besides I can't be mad at you. (telepathically) You gave me mouth-to-mouth.

We heard that!

Dang it!

Stop it, both of you!

What?

I can hear you glaring!

I always wanted a sister. Here on Earth, I mean. I have twelve back on Mars, but trust me, it's not the same.

Artemis

I wouldn't know.

Artemis

Step into the light, now!

Red Arrow

(to Artemis) Nice move. Almost made me believe you are Green Arrow's niece. Though we both know you're not. Still, I'm sure G.A. and Bats had a reason for lying so your cover's safe. But I warn you: do not hurt my friends!

Artemis Crock

Kaldur's uh, nice, don't you think? Handsome, commanding. You should totally ask him out.

He's like a big brother to me. But you know who would make the cutest couple? You and Wally. You're so full of passion and he's so full of...

Artemis Crock

It.

Kent Nelson

[holographic message] Greetings. You have entered with a key. But the tower does not recognize you. Please state your purpose and intent.

Wally West

We are true believers here to find Dr. Fate.

Having trouble. Maintaining altitude... I'm so hot.

Wally West

You certainly are.

Artemis Crock

WALLY!

Wally West

Hey! Inches about sizzling death. I'm entitled to speak my mind.

Artemis Crock

Wait, you're still claiming there's no such thing as magic? (scoffs) If that's how you feel, why keep it at all?

Wally West

...Souvenir.

Artemis Crock

Geek!

Those were Bialyan Republican Army uniforms. But what are Bialyans do in uhh... Bialya! Ok, better question: what am I doing in Bialya - in September? What happened to March? Better radio Batman.

Batman

[flashback] Maintain radio silence at all times.

Or not.

Hey, you, wake up.

Artemis

Mmmm. [groans, then gasps]

Hey it's okay. It's okay. I won't hurt you. I-I'm one of the good guys. You know, Kid Flash.

Artemis

Seen Kid Flash on the news. He doesn't wear black.

Uh, little unclear on that myself. What about you? Green Arrow fixation?

Artemis

[noticing her costume] WHO PUT ME IN THIS?

Wow. I am not touching that with a 10-foot - uh, so you know how to use that bow?

Artemis

Yeah, my dad taught me... DAD! He must've done this. Another of his stupid tests.

What kind of test?

Artemis

He probably wants me to kill you.

Sorry, they've got bigger arrows.

Artemis

Thanks.

Hey, I told you. Good guy. Now, uh- not to pry, but uh- what's your name? Oh, and what's this about you killing me?

[telepathically] Don't worry, I'm almost there.

Artemis

Did you just hear a girl talking in your head?

Girls are always on my mind, but they're not usually talking.