Captain Marvel quotes from Young Justice

(To Aqualad) Um, did I miss the part where you actually SAID what the plan was?

You're coming with us?

Sure. We'll have a blast.

[to Kid Flash] Translation: he blames us for the red fiasco.

He doesn't trust us.

[looks at Aqualad] It's a big club.

Actually, you let everyone split up before communications were set.

They would not listen!

I guess. But back at the cave, Batman stopped everyone from fighting with just one word.

Because Batman is... Batman.

Hey, you don't have to tell me. When I first joined the League, all he did was boss me around, and it's hard not to take it personally. But, I never disobeyed an order, and that's probably what kept me alive.

Cool, a tiger! I'm gonna go see!

Captain, wait! (Captain Marvel leaves) Hey. Speed of Mercury.

That won't work on me.

The Brain

Perhaps. But it works on solid steel so I'll try my luck. I'm told you have the courage of Achilles, no? Perhaps you should have asked for his invulnerability instead.

[about a wolf] Can I keep him?

First the sphere, now this beast. Dude, you sure make a habit of collecting strays.

Maybe because he's such a stray himself.

Look, I need to know, why did you keep the mole intel secret?

The source of the tip was Sportsmaster.

Artemis

WHAT? You can't trust him!

I do not. It seemed possible even likely that he was attempting to divide the team with false information.

And given how the mission went, he almost succeeded. But you had to consider it might be true.

Yes, as leader, I did. In which case, I did not wish to alert the traitor.

I hate to say it, but it makes sense.

I am still prepared to step down.

[raising his hand] All in favor of keeping Aqualad as leader.

Guess it's unanimous.

Well, sport, how'd it go?

Oh, it was so cool. The Team's way more fun to hang out with than the League! They go on these secret covert-ops missions that rock! And I got nabbed by the Brain, and I met this tiger, and...

Okay, I'm glad you had fun sport, but it's getting pretty late. Brush your teeth and hit the hay.

Okay, okay, I'm going.

Ahem. Aren't you... forgetting something?

Nah, just seeing if you were paying attention. SHAZAM! (Get struck by lightning, and turns into a kid)

Good night, Uncle Dudley.

Good night, Billy.

How's the arm doing, Wally?

Wally West

Well, nothing wrong that nachos can't cure.

Zatanna Zatara

Oh, look. Zombie Captain Marvel. That's hilarious. Heh. Is the Justice League having a party? 'Cause my dad didn't mention it.

No, no, no, no. See, I... fine. I'm going trick-or-treating. And I'm not sharing my candy.

Another expansion of the League could generate another escalation of hostilities from our enemies. No-one needs, or wants, another Injustice League.

Superman

Point taken, but the option remains to vote no on all candidates, so I nominate Icon for League membership.

Green Arrow

Why? 'Cause you suspect Icon might be Kryptonian like you did with Captain Marvel?

You thought I was Kryptonian? Cool!

Wonder Woman

Icon interests me also, as does his protege, Rocket. Athena knows the League could use more Female members.

Black Canary

Agreed.

Here here!

Seriously, the Atom? How useful could he be at that size?

Batman

It's the size that makes him useful.

Absolutely. Still, we could always use more raw power, and Earth has a third Green Lantern, Guy Gardener.

No.

But we could really...

NO!

Superman

No. Red Arrow may be 18, but the rest of the team is too young. We're not inducting children into the League. (Captain Marvel fidgets with his collar)

That seems myopic. I have been one with Kid Flash and Aqualad. Both are ready.

Wonder Woman

And what of Zatanna?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Wonder Woman

That sounded almost protective, Doctor. At least we still know Zatara's still in that helmet somewhere.

Why is Doctor Fate a member? You coerced Zatara into giving up his life to you, or lose his only daughter instead. Not cool.

Red Tornado

Should such behavior be condoned?

Zatara desires Doctor Fate to remain in the League.

Green Arrow

Oh, please.

It is true. Zatara's trust in Nabu is...measured. He desires the League to maintain a close watch upon us.

Greetings and salutations, Earth champions! I am L-Ron. Majordomo to the great master and you are my prisoners.

This is Plastic Man's April Fool's joke, isn't it? Okay Plas, you got us.

No, I have you.