Artemis Crock quotes from Young Justice

This must be his.

Yes! Did you see him?

Artemis

I think we did.

Feral boy? Some teammate. He attacked us.

Artemis

He didn't know who we are. I don't know who we are.

[playing with his stealth suit activator] This is so cool.

Artemis

We look ridiculous. Quit touching yourself!

Careful, Superboy, they're hot.

Not as hot as you Babe.

Uh, thanks, Wally. That's uh...sweet.

Not as sweet as you Sugar.

Artemis

Oh, grow up!

Aqualad!

Where is he? What happened next?

I don't know. That's the last thing I - we remember.

We landed 24 hours ago. If Kaldur's been wandering the desert that long, well, that's not good for a guy with gills.

Artemis

I got... confused by um... some old movie I saw the other night. About a ninja girl whose ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

So, I'm your "ninja boyfriend" huh?

Artemis

Hey, amnesia, remember? I completely forgot how truly annoying you are.

Oh, like you're the Goddess of Congeniality!

Yeesh! Get a room!

Artemis Crock

Please... please don't go!

Jade Nguyen

Sorry sis. Mom's not getting out of prison anytime soon. And I refuse to live in this house with just Dad.

Artemis Crock

Dad and you and me. We need to keep this family from falling apart.

Dick Grayson

We'll laugh about this someday.

Artemis Crock

Uh, who was that?

A Freshman. Ignore him.

Barbara Gordon

Dick. What was that about?

Dick Grayson

Nothing Barbara, just being friendly to the new girl.

Artemis?

Artemis

[shocked] Robin! I uh...

How random that you're in Gotham City, instead of Star City where your uncle, Green Arrow lives?

Artemis

I'm... uh, here to see my cousin. She was in the state spelling bee. Here... In Gotham... City.

C-O-O-L. Did she W-I-N?

Artemis

N-O.

D-R-A-G.

Artemis

Who are we fighting?

Don't know, but we're sitting ducks by the tubes. Head for the exit!

Or not.

That's it. All four are dead.

Artemis

(looks appalled)

The cameras, I meant the cameras! I'm sure the others are fine.

Artemis

What do we do now?

We save them. That's how it works.

Artemis

Maybe that's how it's supposed to work, but those robots already took out our four super-powered friends.

You seem distraught.

Artemis

M'gann is dying. We have no powers and I'm down to my last arrow. Of course I'm distraught!

Well get traught or get dead!

Artemis

How can you be so calm?

Practice. I've been doing this since I was nine.

There's a secret passage behind one of these bookcases.

Artemis

Seriously? Cliché much?

You should see the Batcave.

Artemis. Robin.

Artemis

[comes out from their hiding place] It's Red Tornado!

Yes, on the red. No, on the Tornado.

We can access the hangar from here.

Or not

Artemis

Will you please stop saying that?

Artemis Crock

[Flashback] Dad will come after you.

Jade Nguyen

Let him. I'll disappear like the Cheshire cat. You should go too. I'd let you go with me, but you'd slow me down.

Artemis Crock

Someone has to be here when mom gets out.

Jade Nguyen

Haven't you learned anything? In this family, it's every girl for herself.

Artemis Crock

[Present] That might be true about our family. But I've found a new family. And here, it's all for one and...

[Over the loudspeakers] One minute.

Miss Martian, I need a telepathic link-up with the entire team, now.

Link established.

Artemis

Should he really still be giving us orders, and should YOU really be following them?

Please...

Oh good, Aqualad's voice in my head. I've so missed that.

Hey, Kal'dur! KF and I were attacked by giant vultures. 'Course, since we're moles, you probably think we attacked ourselves.

Artemis

If he did, he wouldn't tell you.

Superboy, are you online, or just pouting?

(Fighting a giant wolf) Busy. Call back later.

What gets me is how nonchalant is is about not telling us.

He should be chalant. Way chalant. Extremely chalant!

Artemis

How are we supposed to be a team if he doesn't trust us with his secrets?

Or if Conner doesn't expect us to take care of ourselves?

(To Robin) Did he really think you or I could've been the mole?

We've known each other for years!

Artemis

Trust is a two-way street!

And you'd know they'd hate it if we kept secrets from them!

Artemis

Not that we'd ever do that. ever.

Enough!... Captain Marvel has been captured. And we must act as a team to save him!

Heh. Under your leadership? I don't think...

This is not up for debate! You all chose me to lead. When this mission is over, if you wish to select a new leader I will happily step down. But until that time, I am in command here!

It's the Brain!

Artemis

Uh, I can see it's a brain...?

Not a brain, the Brain!

The Brain

In the flesh. So to speak.