Artemis Crock quotes from Young Justice

Artemis

What are you grinning about?

One word: souvenir.

Artemis

Two words: gorilla lice.

Huh? [removes the beret] Oh man!

[about a wolf] Can I keep him?

First the sphere, now this beast. Dude, you sure make a habit of collecting strays.

Maybe because he's such a stray himself.

Look, I need to know, why did you keep the mole intel secret?

The source of the tip was Sportsmaster.

Artemis

WHAT? You can't trust him!

I do not. It seemed possible even likely that he was attempting to divide the team with false information.

And given how the mission went, he almost succeeded. But you had to consider it might be true.

Yes, as leader, I did. In which case, I did not wish to alert the traitor.

I hate to say it, but it makes sense.

I am still prepared to step down.

[raising his hand] All in favor of keeping Aqualad as leader.

Guess it's unanimous.

Batman

The Justice League will handle the plants. I have a different job for the team.

Oh, man!

Batman

With the plants attacking so many locations simultaneously, there must be a central control system. Your mission is to destroy it.

Zatara

You realize what you're really asking them to do?

Batman

They're ready.

Ready for what?

Ow! Will you cut that-?

Artemis

Hello, Wally! If the big guns are fighting plants, who do you think we'll be fighting?

I don't know. I guess we'll.... Oh.

Artemis

[after she losing her quiver] I feel naked, and not in a fun way

We will make our own fun, as we have been trained. Maneuver 7!

Zatanna

We're not really taking a tour, are we?

No. We're hunting down that robot.

Yes! We are!

Zatanna

Wow. Out loud and everything.

Artemis

What about the new girl?

I'm sure she won't tell.

Zatanna

I can't tell. Not if you kidnap me.

Artemis

... Oh, she's going to fit in great.

Hello Megan! You wanted to become more human.

Artemis

And you couldn't do that with the League. They're stiffs.

You're sure not going to learn emotion from Batman. Trust me.

Then the cave was not a proving ground only for us - but for you as well.

Red Tornado

I do not know if those statements are accurate - but perhaps they are true. And if I understand the term correctly, I believe I have come to - care about you all.

See? Practically a meatbag already.

We will target this lone ship.

Yeah, break it down, build more, hit those ugly aliens with their own mojo. Ow!

Artemis

Martian and Kryptonian in the house.

Not that all aliens are automatically ugly.

Black Canary

But you still keep secrets from them.

Artemis Crock

You won't tell them! You can't!

Black Canary

You could start by admitting you're not really Green Arrow's niece.

Artemis Crock

Right. Could you imagine what Wally would do with that?

Black Canary

Interesting. So the person you're most worried about - is Wally.

Zatanna Zatara

[quietly to Artemis] So how long have Conner and M'Gann been a couple?

Artemis Crock

[chuckles slightly] Couple? No. They're not a--

Would you please stop fidgetting?

You are so making this up to me later.

Zatanna

There were easier ways to take them.

Artemis

They had it coming! No harm done.

Harm

No indeed. Harm is not done. Much Harm left to do.

Harm

Both must do better, or suffer Harm.

Artemis

We get it! Your name is 'Harm.'

Zatanna

Thanks for the assist, but - who are you?

Secret.

Artemis

That won't cut it. We need answers. Do you know Harm? Does he have any weaknesses?

Secret.

Zatanna

Wait.

Artemis

Zatanna, she's his partner!

Zatanna

Then why did she help me?

Artemis

Don't know. Secret.

Zatanna Zatara

Greta Hayes. Beloved sister.

Zatanna

This... this is your grave. This is your secret! This is you!

Artemis

A ghost? An actual ghost!

Harm

Ah, it casts another illusion spell.

Zatanna

Except I didn't speak. Harm knows it can't cast a spell without speaking.

Artemis

You asked how we found this place. Face it, Harm. Your secret's out!

Harm

No! Harm's heart is pure. Harm's not sorry.

Harm

I'm not!