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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 1, Episode 1

Christine and Kevin Schenk in “Episode One”

CChristine

Listen Kevin, you're not getting me to wear a skirt on TV! No way! I won't do it!

KSKevin Schenk

Oh? Why, are you afraid that somebody's gonna mistake you for a girl?

CChristine

Yeah. I mean... [pauses] You little rat!! [chases Kevin off the link set angrily]

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