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Hacker and Bernard in “Christmas Special (1984): Party Games”

[The EEC wants to standardise sausages, and it turns out British bangers are not up to the standard]

By the end of next year, we shall be waving good-bye to the good old British sausage, and we'll be forced to accept some foreign muck like salami or bratwurst or something in its place.

They can't stop us eating the British sausage, can they?

Hacker They can stop us calling it the sausage, though. Apparently, it's going to be called the "emulsified high-fat offal tube".

And you swallowed it?

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