Look, Joxer the Mighty brings Xena Warrior Princess and Autolycus the King of Thieves ...
MMeg
... a.k.a. Mr. Stinky ...
... in chains.
In chains?
Look look look, let me explain it to you. They're grateful. They make me a lord of the realm and ruler of the treasury. ‘More wine, m'lord?' No no. Ha ha! See? I sneak into the treasury, take the key from one of the guards, say something like, ‘What's that over there?!' You know? Then I free you two and we walk off rich into the sunset. What do ya think?
I think it's inbreeding.
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